Time Flies MC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

RoboCraft: Where even fembots can’t resist the urge to mine and build!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even fembots are welcome to join in on the fun! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja penguins who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. They may be small, but they are mighty!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. Who knew skeletons had such killer dance moves?

3. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature – the rainbow unicorn pig. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for!

4. We have a floating castle in the sky where players can battle it out in epic PvP tournaments. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Trust us, they’re worth fighting for.

So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, wacky world where anything is possible – even fembots building pixelated skyscrapers!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	323	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Not in Your Top 10 Minecraft Servers!

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Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy sheep? Well, get ready to have your mind blown and your pickaxe sharpened because our server is like no other!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens with laser swords, and build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?).

We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with unlimited diamonds, a never-ending buffet of cake, and a pet dragon that will roast your enemies to a crisp.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring and hello to the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t find anything like this in your top 10…or anywhere else for that matter!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	47

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BradCraft: The Sequel – Now with Extra Eso!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the creepers dance to disco music and the pigs wear top hats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to use.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of lava and waterfalls. Just be sure to hold onto your minecart, things can get a little bumpy!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Eso brad 2https://youtu.be/eNvY2NUjoJs (Disclaimer: Top hats for pigs not guaranteed)

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Magic Items Found:	7168	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

KiaraCraft: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Are you tired of being banned from YouTube channels for no reason? Do you want to interact with your favorite vtubers without fear of being kicked out? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join us and experience a world where you can freely chat with your favorite vtubers, including the amazing Kiara! Our server is the perfect place to learn how to be the best vtuber you can be, all while having a blast in the world of Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on this opportunity to connect with your idols and become a vtuber pro. Join our server today and let the fun begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

StinkyCraft: Where even the creepers wear deodorant! Join us for a fragrant adventure in blocky bliss!

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Are you tired of dueling with stinky opponents on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to battle it out without having to hold your breath. We’ve banned bad body odor from both men and women duelists, so you can focus on strategizing your next move instead of trying not to gag.

Join us and experience a world where hygiene is not just recommended, it’s mandatory! Our server is so fresh and so clean, you’ll never have to worry about funky smells ruining your gaming experience. Plus, you never know what crazy stories you’ll hear about players getting kicked out of tournaments for neglecting their self-care.

So come on over and join the fun! Who knew that staying clean could lead to epic duels and hilarious tales of smelly showdowns? Don’t miss out on the action – join our Minecraft server today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Animals Bred:	41
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Crafty AF: Where ‘Asking for a friend’ is the only rule! LOL

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever set foot on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the wild adventures that await you here.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a pack of creepers start breakdancing around you. But fear not, because our server has a secret weapon – disco armor! Put on this groovy gear and watch as those creepers bust a move right outta there.

And don’t even get me started on the bottom part of the world. Legend has it that there’s a secret underground rave going on down there, hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it she’s a killer DJ.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	829
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Medieval Mayhem Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of modern /b/ and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Our server is like a blue board paradise, free from the coomers and polfags that plague other servers.

Once upon a time, this server was known as the incel board, but now it’s been transformed into the fabulous /lgbt/ board, where fags can freely larp as women and embrace their true selves. We even have a special general dedicated to fags with over 2000 threads – talk about dedication!

Join us on this wild ride of creativity and chaos, where you can build, explore, and laugh your way through the craziest Minecraft server around. Who needs reality when you have a world like this to escape to?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	178	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Pixelated Waifu Adventures: Minecraft Server of Questionable Content

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because on our server, we have AI-generated blacked hentai of your waifu! That’s right, you can watch your favorite anime character get down and dirty in ways you never thought possible while building your dream world in Minecraft. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and some questionable content that will have you coming back for more. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Void Gems Collected:	24
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Blocky Banter: Where Creepers Are More Welcome Than That Racist Guy

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and leave all your worries at the door. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. They were so excited that they started a dance party in the middle of a creeper-infested forest. The creepers were so impressed by their sick dance moves that they decided to join in and boogie down with them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. He challenges players to epic chicken jousting tournaments and rewards the winners with golden eggs that hatch into rare and exotic pets.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination, then come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. Just remember to watch out for the Chicken King – he’s a tough bird to crack!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Void Gems Collected:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Norwegian Nonsense: Bergen’s Big Brother Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft world with pesky villagers and wandering traders? Look no further than our server! We can guarantee you a population that is 99% ethnically Minecraftian, with absolutely no migrants in sight. Say goodbye to diversity and hello to pure blocky bliss! Join now for a truly authentic Minecraft experience like no other.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Ores Mined:	8466
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

HorizonCraft: Where Creepers are the Real MVP!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you a hug. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us on this wild ride where the horizon is the limit (see what I did there?) and let your imagination run wild. Build a castle made entirely of cake, ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless!

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and be a part of something truly epic? Come join our server and let the fun begin! Trust me, once you’ve experienced Horizon games, you’ll never want to go back to regular old Minecraft again.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Emeralds Found:	3354
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Pixelated Waifus: Where Minecraft meets Anime Ecstasy!

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Step into a time machine and travel back to the groovy 80s and rad 90s on our Minecraft server! Forget about modern hags, these decades were all about sultry sex appeal and we’ve got it in spades.

Join us for epic pixelated dance parties where you can bust a move to classic hits like “Thriller” and “Livin’ on a Prayer”. Don’t be surprised if you spot a few pixelated celebrities like Madonna or Michael Jackson wandering around, they just can’t get enough of our server.

But that’s not all! Take a ride on our virtual rollercoaster that will have you screaming with delight as you soar through neon-colored landscapes and dodge pixelated dinosaurs. And be sure to visit our virtual mall where you can shop for the latest in retro fashion and accessories.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the nostalgia, the fun, and the outrageousness of the 80s and 90s like never before!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Animals Bred:	135	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Vatican Pain Scrolls – God’s Minecraft Server of LOLs

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, God himself is giving out life advice in the form of scrolls from the Vatican! That’s right, forget about diamonds and gold, on our server, the real treasure is the wisdom you’ll receive from the heavens above.

Join us and embark on a quest to collect all the scrolls and unlock the secrets of the universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the meaning of life itself! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let God guide you on a hilarious and enlightening adventure like no other.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Pakistan Finds its Inner Dharam

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us as we embark on a wild journey to Pakistan, where we must RETVRN to the Dharam!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – hidden deep within the Dharam lies a legendary diamond sword that has the power to turn your enemies into chickens! But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of rabid llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive DJ Enderman spinning some sick beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our epic quest to Pakistan and let’s RETVRN to the Dharam together! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get turned into a chicken, that is).

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ores Mined:	993
Villages Defended:	16	Falling into the Void:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Crops Grown:	4975	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Blocky Shenanigans: Where the unexpected is expected!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you could ever imagine!

Join us and witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers, all while riding on the back of a flying pig! Or how about participating in our annual “Troll Olympics,” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of TNT blocks without blowing themselves up?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Dungeon,” where players must bust a move to the beat of the creepers’ explosions in order to unlock rare loot and treasures!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you’ll be saying “ITT: oh yeah that happened” in no time!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Cursed Villages Purged:	3