we got unicorns ridin around, shootin rainbows out their butts. we got creepers doin the cha cha slide in the corner. we even got a secret portal to a dimension where all the blocks be made of candy. u can munch on a chocolate brick while u mine for diamonds.
so come join us on dis wacky minecraft server where time be playin tricks on u and every day be a party. who needs reality when u can have a blast in our virtual wonderland? let’s get this party started, y’all!
Updated November 19, 2024
Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2900 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7829 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 5733 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.