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| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 5293 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where time be flyin by like a rocket ship on steroids. u kno how dey say an hour feel shorter as u get older? well on dis server, an hour feel like 5 minutes cuz we got time warp technology or sumthin. u be buildin ur epic castle and next thing u kno, it be lunch time.
we got unicorns ridin around, shootin rainbows out their butts. we got creepers doin the cha cha slide in the corner. we even got a secret portal to a dimension where all the blocks be made of candy. u can munch on a chocolate brick while u mine for diamonds.
so come join us on dis wacky minecraft server where time be playin tricks on u and every day be a party. who needs reality when u can have a blast in our virtual wonderland? let’s get this party started, y’all!
