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OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1703
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	6287	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1941
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Enchantments Applied:	97	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6081
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	39

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	97
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2583
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Animals Bred:	73	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2556
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Farms Harvested:	835
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Chimeras Created:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	122
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1494
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5497
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	82	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Endless Night Skies:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4064
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Farms Harvested:	789	Void Gems Collected:	31
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Animals Bred:	125

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7836
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7582	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
New Chunks Explored:	651009	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9898
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3218
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

ChadCraft: Presidential Mayhem

Africa, Armed Forces, Capital, Chad, Chad capital, Chad military, Chad presidency, Chad’s capital, chadcraft, Conflict, Crisis, Government, gunfire, gunfire heard, MAYHEM, military presence, military vehicles, political instability, Presidency, PRESIDENTIAL, SECURITY, Unrest, violence

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6207
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Mines Excavated:	1775	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	398
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Yo, dis server be poppin’ off like gunfire near da presidency of Chad’s capital! We got military vehicles rollin’ around and causin’ chaos, just like in a action movie! Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodgin’ bullets while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off mobs like a true warrior. Plus, rumor has it that the president himself plays on our server and drops rare loot for those brave enough to challenge him. So come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

DementiaCraft: Forget Me Not!

aging, alzheimer’s, caregiver support, cognitive decline, dementia, DementiaCraft, Diagnosis, Elderly, forget, geriatrics, global health, Healthcare, life expectancy, Long Term Care, Memory Loss, Men, neurological disease, nursing home, prognosis, public health, statistics, Women

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	819
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

join our minecraft server and you will live longer than people with dementia! our server is so fun and crazy that it will keep your brain sharp and your spirits high! we have insane builds and epic adventures that will make you forget all about those boring nursing homes. with over 10 million players worldwide, you will never be alone in our server! come join us and defy the odds of life expectancy with us!

Fujos Ship Minecraft 1.21

Anime, bl, eugeo, FANART, Fandom, fanfiction, FANTASY, fictional characters, fujos, kirito, longsword, love, Minecraft, Obsession, otp, relationships, Ship, shipping, shipping wars, sword art online, yaoi, yaoi ships

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6261
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Astral Projections Made:	4	Potions Brewed:	138
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Join our Minecraft server and ship Eugeo and Kirito all over again because who needs logic and reason when you can have virtual romance between a dead guy and a straight dude with a longsword?

We’ve got pixelated love triangles, drama, and more fujos than you can shake a blocky stick at.

Come witness the chaotic shipping wars unfold as players fight over who should end up with Kirito in this twisted, nonsensical world of Minecraft romance.

Forget reality, come live in a fantasy where anything is possible, even if it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

Join now and dive into the madness of shipping Eugeo and Kirito for reasons that defy all logic and common sense.

Players:	100/300	Votes:	9203
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9647
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3