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Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7821
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2431
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Runes Activated:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1149
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ores Mined:	9237	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9149
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Runes Activated:	0	Void Gems Collected:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2825
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	662
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1913
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Farms Harvested:	402	Villages Defended:	12

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9918
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	120	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Runes Activated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	372
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mines Excavated:	3679	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5819
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Orbs of Power Found:	11

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3596
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	224	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3739
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Votes:	5941
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4608
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Crops Grown:	2092	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Enchantments Applied:	156
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6352
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
New Chunks Explored:	412562	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Animals Bred:	78	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	668
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

Players:	99/700	Votes:	1443
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9077
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Animals Bred:	106	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3