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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 857 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 172 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 75 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
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