Tied to Pixels Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being tied down to one console ecosystem? Do you want to break free and experience the wild world of PC gaming? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our Minecraft server where we welcome all console converts with open arms. We promise to make the transition as smooth as butter on a hot summer day. Say goodbye to slow releases and hello to instant gratification with our lightning-fast PC updates.

Xbox who? We don’t even know her! We are all about embracing the PC master race and leaving those console peasants in the dust. So why wait? Join us now and experience a gaming revolution like never before.

I mean, who needs a PS5 when you can have the power of a PC at your fingertips? Trust us, once you go PC, you’ll never go back. So come on over and let’s game like there’s no tomorrow!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Love Letters Sent:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, paid-to-win Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is finally free from the clutches of the evil paid posts! Join us on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, and tame a dragon to be your loyal pet.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the lands in search of brave adventurers to join him on his quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. Rumor has it that Blocky Bob can grant wishes to those who prove themselves worthy, so make sure to impress him with your building skills and quick reflexes.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into – just remember to watch out for those pesky creepers!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Farms Harvested:	285	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Void Armor Forged:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Maybe the Real Friends Were the Minecraft SMP Uname, Email, Pnumber, Bio, PW,…

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual treasure trove of personal information just waiting to be discovered! Join us and uncover all the juicy details about your fellow players, from their usernames to their social media profiles. Who needs diamonds when you can have all this juicy gossip instead? Join now and start digging up dirt on your friends like never before!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Love Letters Sent:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows of fun!

Join us and experience the epicness of Version 2.6, where you can explore the mystical land of Pinecany’s Mappou Age and witness the beauty of Lingsha with the Burning Scent of Home.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions and master the Havoc Exorcism: Lunar Vileslayer Scroll. Trust us, it’s more exhilarating than riding a llama through a field of creepers!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have character banners featuring Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen. Plus, our Light Cone Banners will leave you feeling Worrisome, Blissful, and Abundant all at once.

Don’t miss out on our new Drip Marketing events, where you can snag 5 Imaginary Harmony and 5 Fire Nihility. It’s like winning the lottery, but with more explosions and less paperwork!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and redeem your codes for exclusive rewards. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6073
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Incel-Free Minecraft SMP Zone

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Are you tired of being ghosted by e-girls on other Minecraft SMPs? Are you sick of being led on by players who just want to collect and fix chadcels? Well, look no further! Our server is a male-only space where you can escape the clutches of foids and focus on building epic structures and conquering the virtual world.

Join us and experience the true brotherhood of Minecraft players who understand the struggle of being a gamer in a world dominated by e-girls. No more illusions of happiness, just pure, unadulterated gaming fun with your fellow chadcels. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret society of loyal chads who will help you on your quest for virtual glory. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and reclaim your rightful place in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Single Man Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being told you’re a total failure if you’re not married with kids by the time you’re 28? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that societal pressure behind. Here, you can build your own virtual family with pixelated pets and create your own love story with a blocky partner. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper by your side? So ditch the haters and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being single and childless is actually a good thing!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Pigs Love Apples Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship the girls who make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot lots of nutslop! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and tons of gooning!

But beware, we have some strict rules in place. No shota or loli allowed, we’re all about keeping it classy here. And leave your weird fetishes at the door, this is a place for pure, unadulterated fun. And don’t even think about being a dramafaggot, we have zero tolerance for that nonsense.

Oh, and did we mention that reverse mating press is obligatory while posting in our server? It’s just how we roll here. So come on in, join the madness, and let’s make some memories that will leave you saying “what the PLAP PLAP PLAP did I just witness?!”

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Star Shards Collected:	211	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Berserk Blocks Minecraft Server

#behelit, Anime, berserk, Black Swordsman, blocks, causality, dark fantasy, dirty struggler, eclipse, Golden Age Arc, griffith, guts, hard R, inopportune moment, kentaro miura, leaves, Manga, Minecraft, Mysterious, problem character, refuses to elaborate, Server, worsens everything

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion as we welcome the one and only Causality Rambler. He’ll show up at the most random times, eat your Behelit, and make everything just a little bit worse – all while refusing to explain himself. But hey, who needs explanations when you can have a dirty Struggler with a hard R causing mayhem? So come on, join us and see what kind of craziness awaits on our server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

The Bo-ACK HHH Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! But be careful, because the chickens have formed a rebellion and are plotting to take over the server.

Join now for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or participate in our annual pumpkin carving contest where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted sword! Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join our Minecraft SMP today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	38	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	4781
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

ZyoZyaLand Minecraft server

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➤ Welcome to the ZyoZyaLand server – a unique space where classic Vanilla survival with comfortable additions awaits you!

✔ We have created ideal conditions for those who appreciate the original spirit of Minecraft, but will not refuse small improvements for maximum convenience of the game! ✨

✔ Here you can build your own world, fight enemies and participate in epic adventures! ⚔️

✔ A reliable anti-cheat is installed on the server, which guarantees fair play, and our responsive and kind administration is always in touch to help and support the players at any time!

✔ ZyoZyaLand offers stable work, powerful hardware and a friendly community where every player feels at home!

✔ Plugins are added to improve comfort, but do not disrupt the vanilla balance of the game, creating the ideal conditions for those who want to enjoy classic Minecraft! ⚖️

✔ We carry out regular updates, adding new quests and events to keep the game fresh and interesting!

✔ In addition, we have our own bot on Telegram, which is always ready to help. Through it you can get all the necessary information, send complaints or suggestions, and even contact AI for help at any time!

➤ Join ZyoZyaLand – new friends, endless ideas for creativity and exciting adventures await you here!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Wedding Bells Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where weddings are a daily occurrence! Join us for the chance to marry your Minecraft crush in a beautiful virtual ceremony complete with pixelated flowers and cake made of blocks. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such killer dance moves?

If you’re feeling adventurous, join our quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether. Just watch out for the lava pits and zombie pigmen along the way!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a wedding experience like no other, disco parties with monsters, and epic quests for legendary weapons. Who needs reality when you can have all this and more in the world of Minecraft?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Lazy Euro SMP Player

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a player who has been so lazy since the Euros that they haven’t even moved from their spawn point. But hey, that just means more resources for the rest of us, am I right? Join us for a wild ride of laziness and shenanigans as we try to convince this player to finally start playing again. Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue? So come on, join us and let’s see what kind of trouble we can get into together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Enchantments Applied:	66	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Towns Built:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Austronesian Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to worry about pesky enemies invading your land? Well, fear no more, because on our server, we have Austronesian bulls and Tungus warriors ready to defend your Central Plain from any invaders!

But beware, if you don’t join our server, you may suffer the same fate as the poor inhabitants of Central Plain during the collapse of the Chinese Empire – being replaced by highlanders and ultimately meeting your demise. So why risk it? Join our server now and experience the thrill of defending your land with the help of some badass bulls and warriors!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Homestead Investor Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, assets, Commitment, equity, Financial Planning, future planning, Home ownership, Homestead, Improvement, investing, Investor, long term, long-term investment., Minecraft, ownership, Property, real estate, renovation, rural living, self-sufficiency, smp, wealth building

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate between two players arguing over who has the best pet llama. Things escalate quickly and before you know it, there’s a full-blown llama race happening in the town square. And yes, you better believe there are bets being placed on the outcome.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a chicken army so vast and powerful that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with him. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep (don’t ask). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

What are Minecraft servers like PokeRetreat ?

Pixelmon, Roleplay

Some similar Minecraft servers to PokeRetreat that you may enjoy are: 1. Pixelmon Reforged – A popular server featuring the Pixelmon mod which adds Pokemon to the Minecraft world. With custom builds, events, and player-run gyms, Pixelmon Reforged offers a similar immersive experience to PokeRetreat. 2. PokeFind – Another server focused on Pokemon in Minecraft, PokeFind offers a unique gameplay experience with custom plugins, events, and challenges. Players can catch and train Pokemon while exploring the virtual world. 3. Complex Gaming – Known for its variety of game modes and custom features, Complex Gaming offers a diverse and engaging Minecraft experience. With a mix of traditional gameplay and unique twists, this server is sure to keep you entertained. 4. PokeSaga – A server dedicated to Pokemon fans, PokeSaga features a mix of survival gameplay with Pokemon elements. Players can explore, battle, and trade Pokemon with others in a friendly community. 5. PokeBrawl – With a focus on competitive battling and player-versus-player combat, PokeBrawl offers a thrilling and challenging experience for Pokemon trainers. Join tournaments, form alliances, and prove your skills in intense battles.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CookieSwirlC’s Ironmouse Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: CookieSwirlC, Ironmouse, and Filian all teaming up to take on the Ender Dragon together. Can you imagine the chaos that would ensue? It’s like a crossover episode of your favorite anime, but in Minecraft form.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. Yes, you heard that right. Virtual cookies. Who needs real food when you can have an endless supply of delicious treats in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to play with CookieSwirlC herself. It’s time to level up your gaming experience and join the madness today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.