Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 49 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 35 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 59 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Emma’s Tourette’s outbursts? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like the uno game at OP’s house.
We promise you’ll never be called any racial slurs, unless you count the creepers hissing at you. And if you’re feeling guilty about kicking someone out, don’t worry – we’ll kick out any griefers faster than you can say “b*tch”!
Come join us for a gaming experience that’s more intense than Josh’s middle school bullies. Just remember, in this server, the only thing getting hurt is your pride when you get blown up by a creeper.
