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| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 26 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?
So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 13 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.
But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 7784 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to regret, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 8170 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 74 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
In other news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been brutally murdered. But fear not, you can still play the game without a Microsoft account using our top-secret links!
Need mods? We got ’em! Want optimization mods? We got those too! Got shafted by M$ and can’t authenticate your server? We have a solution for that too!
Join us for a wild ride through the forest of mods, inspiration, and general shenanigans. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of our secret servers like PFAA or Reikapack. It’s a jungle out there, but we promise it’s worth it!
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 257 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 20 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the worst pain you’ve ever felt is not from falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper, but from laughing so hard at the ridiculous shenanigans that go down on our server.
From epic pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, who needs a boring old survival experience when you can have a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter?
So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 85 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 89 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 13 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 6238 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
like, u can have grape seedlings that are like super strong and can handle salt stress like a boss. imagine having a grape farm that’s like immune to all da haters tryna mess with ur crops.
join dis server for da most epic grape-growing experience of ur life. u won’t regret it, trust me. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft farming, but with grapes. grapes, man. grapes.
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government. Will you join forces with them or challenge their rule? The choice is yours!
So why waste time getting a real driver’s license when you can have all the fun and excitement right here on our server? Join now and start your wild Minecraft adventure today!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Do you want to build a giant potato statue of yourself in the middle of a lava lake? We got you covered. Want to ride a pig dressed as a cowboy while shooting arrows at creepers? Absolutely doable. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of blocky adventures.
But beware, we have a strict policy of only allowing players who can juggle with TNT while riding a unicycle. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this crazy realm, join us and show off your skills.
And remember, our motto is to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates, so be prepared to embrace the chaos and have a blast. See you in the game, but only if you’re ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 173 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 457 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of players approaches you and asks for your in-game number. You politely decline, stating that you’re only interested in mining and crafting. But wait, they insist that their friend, who happens to be a creeper in disguise, has a crush on you! They argue that since the creeper identifies as a player, it’s totally cool for you to date them.
Luckily, your trusty Minecraft buddy, let’s call them Steve, swoops in to save the day. Steve reminds you that you’re not obligated to date anyone you’re not interested in, whether they’re a zombie, skeleton, or even a dragon in human form. But then, another player named Lily pops up and accuses you of being transphobic for not giving the creeper a chance. The drama unfolds as you navigate through the complexities of love and friendship in the pixelated world of Minecraft.
So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such absurd and hilarious scenarios while building your own virtual world? Come join us and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
