| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 9449 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Animals Bred: | 70 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
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| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 4640 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 22 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Gen 1 and Gen 2 are here too with EVE.EXE for all you FPS lovers out there! Elyza.EVE, Bluebell.EVE, Mischief.EVE, Hysteria.EVE, and Azeria.EVE are waiting for you to join the chaos!
And don’t forget about Specialite JP with Nano Kozuya, Koma Oboro, Siu Aisaka, Azusa Honami, Minya Scott, Tsukasa Ryogoku, Seira Chinen, Planei Hoshikuzu, Mukuro Owarino, and Lumi Yukime (who does one EN stream per week)!
Plus, you can hang out with Adora Fortune, Lan Philia, and TRiGGERPHiSH! So many friends to make and adventures to embark on!
Join now for exclusive voice packs, holiday specials, birthday merch, and so much more! Don’t miss out on the craziness of this Minecraft server – it’s a wild ride you won’t forget!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 9195 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 320 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
On our server, you can create your own family with whoever you want to call mom, dad, or even llama if you prefer! No more awkward situations where you have to call your stepdad “dad” and your real dad by his first name. Here, you make the rules!
Join us for a chance to build your dream family and live out your wildest family fantasies. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? So come on over and let’s create some family drama of our own – in a fun and lighthearted way, of course!
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 4623 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 180 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 6444 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 24 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 1228 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 27 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
| Crops Grown: | 5540 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 8334 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
Plus, check out this sick YouTube video link I found: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J86prWCCNfQ. It’s like the anthem of this server, man. You gotta be a part of this madness, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 1303 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 99 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Emeralds Found: | 1495 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
first of all, the reason why this server is so epic is because it’s like, the only place where you can find diamonds just lying around everywhere. like, you don’t even have to mine for them, they’re just there for the taking. it’s like a diamond paradise, bro.
also, did i mention that every time you kill a zombie, it drops a real life gold nugget? yeah, you heard me right. real. life. gold. nuggets. you can use them to buy, like, a mansion or something. it’s insane.
oh, and get this – if you join this server, you automatically become best friends with Notch himself. yeah, the creator of minecraft. he’ll even come to your house for a barbecue. it’s wild, man.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the richest, coolest, most popular player in all of minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 800 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 292 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
But don’t worry, we’re here to save the day! Join our server and help us fight off those pesky e-cigarette lovers. We’ll build the biggest, baddest structures you’ve ever seen, all while smacking down those anti-regulatory messages like they’re nothing.
So come on, join us and be a hero in this crazy, blocky world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? Let’s show those e-cigarette advocates who’s boss!
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 2289 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 16 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 3503 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”
And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!
Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 3119 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 439 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”
Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 4721 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 9656 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 3710 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Potions Brewed: | 150 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 5907 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 3341 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 51 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3685 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.
Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.
So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 9361 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.
And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.
