| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 1132 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4750 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 243 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 34 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 |
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| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 2781 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 11 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 9953 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 8067 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 97 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 9 | Love Letters Sent: | 9 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 25 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!
Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 4875 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 164 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.
Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 7117 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Emeralds Found: | 5074 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?
Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 7906 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 19 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5320 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 87 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 6366 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 6339 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 182 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Epic Quests Completed: | 17 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 1241 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 2264 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 8014 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 6860 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 339206 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
We’ve got creepy creatures lurking around every corner, waiting to jump out and give you a scare. From haunted houses to eerie forests, this server is like a horror movie come to life!
But don’t worry, we also have some hilarious surprises in store for you. Ever wanted to see a zombie dance the cha-cha? Or watch a skeleton try to do the Macarena? Well, you’re in luck because anything can happen on our server!
So come on down and join us for a crazy, wacky, and downright insane adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your bravery, because you’re gonna need both to survive in this twisted world!
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 7345 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 47 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 18 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on weekends.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where players can discuss taboo topics like sex and relationships in a safe and supportive environment. Share your wildest stories, ask burning questions, and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate!
So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 6584 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 5303 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Void Gems Collected: | 36 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Votes: | 9961 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 5864 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Mines Excavated: | 4087 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 | Void Armor Forged: | 24 |
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 6591 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
join this server if you wanna see your insides light up like a rave, dude. we got the coolest medical technology this side of the blocky world. come on, don’t be a square, join us and let’s party with some protein-polymer microbubbles!
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 3296 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 21 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 223506 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
Welcome to United Crafters SMP! Where we strive to make a welcoming community for all sorts of players 15 years or older. Are you a builder? A redstoner? An explorer? We have a spot for you! Apply today to be a part of our Hermitcraft-inspired server!
New season starting soon, join our discord here for more information.
Hope to see you soon!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | To join the server, please apply through our discord server. Once approved, you will receive the server IP and instructions on how to connect. |
| What plugins does the server have? | Our server has a variety of plugins to enhance gameplay, including essentials, grief prevention, and more. You can find a full list of plugins on our discord server. |
| Are there any rules on the server? | Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules cover topics like griefing, hacking, and respectful behavior towards other players. You can view our full list of rules on our discord server. |
| Is there a world reset schedule? | We typically have a world reset every 6 months to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for our players. |
