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CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5953
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Votes:	9124	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	30

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2038
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1106
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Towns Built:	6
Ores Mined:	3711	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	719
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	34
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4907
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Farms Harvested:	362
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6158
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	42
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	61

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7259
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	380
Dragon Eggs Found:	5106	Void Gems Collected:	29
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1630
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Towns Built:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9176
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Astral Projections Made:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2114
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1327	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Farms Harvested:	305

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	166
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dimension Hops:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6218
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	5316
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Votes:	3963	Love Letters Sent:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4174
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Potions Brewed:	76	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	278
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	247931
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5430
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	101/900	Votes:	6022
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Animals Bred:	31	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7