ThrowbackCraft: Childhood Game Edition

Childhood, childhood favorites, childhood games, childhood memories, classic video games, Edition, fun times, Game, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming generation, gaming history, gaming tradition, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, old school gaming, oldfags, retro gaming, Throwback, ThrowbackCraft, traditional games, vintage games, zoomers

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9027
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Towns Built:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Crops Grown:	6427
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a blast from the past mixed with a sprinkle of chaos!

Join us if you want to relive your childhood memories of playing that one random game that no one else remembers. Oldfags and zoomers alike will feel right at home here, as we embrace the weird and wacky side of gaming.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of our server when suddenly, a wild Pikachu appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Yes, you read that right. Our server is full of surprises and absurd challenges that will keep you on your toes.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Only here, my friend. Only here.

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4811
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	238	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mines Excavated:	4588	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	663
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Crops Grown:	8482
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5519
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6981
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4823
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Farms Harvested:	913
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Chimeras Created:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Votes:	9533

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6909
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6248
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5469
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7805
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Towns Built:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7899
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Enchantments Applied:	124
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3541
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2472	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4253
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8793
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3114	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	297	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5912
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	94	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6905
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?