| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 4952 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 49 | Buildings Constructed: | 20 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
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| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 2727 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2784 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 8950 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 23 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 3378 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 16 | Star Shards Collected: | 268 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 3187 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4003 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 8871 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 9282 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9692 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3973 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 9 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
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| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
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A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 8820 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 1250 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 24 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 46 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 1770 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
| Crops Grown: | 9172 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 13 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 9509 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 17 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.
So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 5201 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Buildings Constructed: | 21 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!
so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 9668 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.
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| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 6076 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Enchantments Applied: | 186 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 27 |
[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.
Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.
Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:
• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.
• Grif is also prohibited on the server.
• There is a dynamic map on the server.
• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.
• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server
• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.
• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.
• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year ๐
↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑
95.216.62.177:25582
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 4025 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 79 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
| Welcome Message | Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people. |
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| Branches | Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard |
| Progression | Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server |
| Discord | Join our Discord server |
| Question | Answer |
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| How do I join a branch? | Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle. |
| What do each branch do? | The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens. |
| How can I participate in missions? | Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins. |
| Can I impact the lore of the server? | Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server. |
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 2575 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 50 | Mines Excavated: | 3448 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 506 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Villages Defended: | 11 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 36 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will have you feeling like a real-life adventurer. And don’t even get us started on the player-run events that happen every week – from spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience and see if you have what it takes to come out on top like Naoya Inoue vs. Sam Goodman!
