| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 2974 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 245 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 67 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
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| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 4666 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 18 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 36 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 66 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3711 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 194 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 2222 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7314 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 163 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 7151 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 9 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Votes: | 3541 | Buildings Constructed: | 18 |
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 1354 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 55 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 7305 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 22 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 12 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 172 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 9710 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 | Epic Quests Completed: | 15 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 5978 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 84 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Votes: | 6746 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 |
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 7054 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 144 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 45 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 7675 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 821 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 2859 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 26 | Void Gems Collected: | 35 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 29 | Potions Brewed: | 193 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 | Divine Spears Created: | 27 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 7340 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 65 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 6997 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Void Armor Forged: | 12 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 5321 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7183 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2069 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 7604 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 22 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 8944 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4610 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
