Throat | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GreenlandRejectsUS

Arctic, Diplomacy, disagreement, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandRejectsUS, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, majority, Nordic countries, North America, opinion, Politics, poll, referendum, self-determination, SOVEREIGNTY, survey, Territory, US

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2572
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	378

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can escape the craziness of real life? well, this server is the place to be! we have unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas.

oh, and did we mention that our server is located in a secret dimension where gravity is reversed and u can fly around like a superhero? yea, it’s pretty epic.

also, we have a community of friendly players who love to build giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks and have epic dance parties every night.

so if u want to be part of the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever, join us now! trust us, u won’t regret it. plus, 85% of Greenlanders don’t want to be part of the US, so why not join our server instead? 😉

Wheel Free Fun Land

Ancient, CHARGE, Civilization, companies, control, Development, free, Fun, History, Industrial Revolution, innovation, invention, invention history, Land, progress, revolution, Revolutionize, societal impact, society, technological advancement, Technology, Transportation, wheel

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6518
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our villagers throw lit parties every night and the creepers are trained to breakdance instead of explode.

we got a secret underground city where the chickens wear top hats and monocles, and the zombies are actually just misunderstood actors practicing for a thriller remake.

if u join dis server, u will unlock the power to turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a flick of ur pickaxe. and don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hunt where u can find the mythical golden potato that grants u unlimited food forever.

so come on down to our server where the only limit is ur imagination…and maybe a few too many hours of gameplay.

Pixel Panic: Uncertain Adventures

Adventures, Attention, benefits of uncertainty, distraction, emotions, Entertainment, learning, Panic, Paper, PIXEL, positive emotions, recent paper, Uncertain, uncertainty, uncertainty advantages, uncertainty benefits, uncertainty effects, uncertainty perks, uncertainty psychology, uncertainty research, uncertainty study, uncertainty theory

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5503
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

so, like, u know how uncertainty can be, like, totally rad sometimes? well, this server is all about that uncertainty vibe, ya feel me? like, u never know what’s gonna happen next, keeps u on ur toes, ya know?

u wanna focus ur attention and, like, heighten ur learning skills? come join us, we got all the uncertainty u need to level up ur brain power. plus, it’s, like, a total distraction from real life, so u can just chill and have a good time.

oh, and did i mention that uncertainty can, like, totally boost ur emotions? like, u’ll be feeling all the positive vibes when u join this server. it’s, like, a rollercoaster of emotions, but in a good way, ya know?

so, like, come join us on this crazy ride of uncertainty and see where it takes u. who knows, u might just find ur new favorite place to hang out and have a good time.

What is the IP for AstralSpiff Minecraft Server?

AstralSpiff, challenge, Horror, Minecraft, Server, spiff

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5076
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	642	Secret Passages Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

AstralSpiff is a talented digital artist who creates vibrant and surreal illustrations inspired by the cosmos and nature. Their unique style blends elements of fantasy and science fiction to transport viewers to otherworldly realms. With a keen eye for detail and a passion for storytelling, AstralSpiff’s work showcases a deep appreciation for the beauty and mystery of the universe.

Cosmic Echoes 1.20.6

1.20.6, Awareness, Cosmic, digital content, Echoes, Entertainment, Gaming, hololive, internet celebrities, Japanese culture, Japanese idols, official account, Online Community, online presence, social media, streaming, Talents, twitter, virtual entertainment, virtual idols, Virtual talents, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4180
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	316	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

OMG, this Minecraft server is like the hidden gem of the internet, just like those other Hololive talents that no one talks about! Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos, just like the Twitter account forgetting about the other talents!

You won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server, it’s like a virtual circus with llamas and creepers performing tricks together!

If you’re tired of the same old boring servers, come join us for a breath of fresh air and a chance to mingle with fellow Minecraft maniacs who are just as forgotten as those other Hololive talents.

Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s make some memories that even the official Hololive Twitter account can’t ignore!

BlockBuddiesUnited

befriending, BlockBuddiesUnited, controlling behavior, dishonesty, Disrespect, FRIENDSHIPS, hidden agendas, INCONSISTENCY, Jealousy, lack of boundaries, lack of empathy, Manipulation, negative energy, red flags, Selfishness, signs to watch for, toxic relationships, trust issues, unhealthy dynamics, unhealthy friendships, warning signs

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9962
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	142	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Gods Slained:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to befriend players who wear diamond armor to bed, ride pigs instead of horses, and have pet creepers as their loyal companions. Our community is full of characters who will keep you on your toes with their wild antics and unpredictable behavior.

But be warned, if you see someone befriending a player who builds their house out of dirt blocks, that’s a major red flag! You never know what kind of chaos they might bring to the server, from setting off TNT traps to unleashing a horde of zombie chickens.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected and never trust anyone who offers you a block of obsidian in exchange for friendship. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a hilarious adventure!

GreenGrieferz: $4.9M Anti-Racism Plan!

4.9M, action plan, anti-racism, AntiRacism, community support, denmark, Denmark racism, discrimination, Diversity, equality, fight racism, government initiative, GreenGrieferz, Greenland, Greenlanders, HUMAN RIGHTS, inclusion, minority rights, Nordic countries, Plan, Racial equality, social justice, solidarity

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6999
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Towns Built:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46

OMG, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, Denmark is going all out to fight racism against Greenlanders with a $4.9M action plan! And guess what? Our server is like, the ultimate safe space for all Greenlanders to come and build epic igloos and ride polar bears together! Plus, we have this secret underground club where we throw wild parties with DJ penguins and glow-in-the-dark ice cubes. So, like, join now and be part of this historic movement to end discrimination against our icy friends! #GreenlandersUnite #PolarBearParty

Obese Appetite Busters Server

Appetite, appetite-related hormones, Busters, Drugs, Exercise, hormones, INCREASE, influence, Males, mimic, moderate-intensity exercise, obese, obesity, perceptions, Server, Significant, Successful, weight loss, weight loss drugs

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5390
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44

come join our epic minecraft server where u can exercise ur fingers by mining and building all day long! we have found that playing minecraft can actually make u lose weight cuz u get so into it u forget to eat! our players have reported feeling full just by looking at their epic builds! join now and get those appetite-related hormones pumpin’ so u can become a minecraft master and lose weight at the same time! who needs weight loss drugs when u have minecraft?! #exercise #build #loseweight #minecraftmaster

Artistic Melodies 1.21.2

1.21.2, artist, Artistic, Artistic development, artistic expression, artistic fulfillment, Artistic journey, Artistic process, ARTISTRY, creativity, Dedication, growth, Melodies, motivation, Music, musician, Passion, Practice, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-criticism, skill development, talent

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1909
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Yo, bro, forget about all that deep stuff and come join our Minecraft server! Why waste time worrying about being desensitized when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with us?

Join us for some crazy fun and let your creativity run wild in our virtual world. Who needs to worry about being demotivated when you can be crafting, exploring, and making new friends in our awesome community?

Don’t let the fear of not being impressed hold you back from joining the best Minecraft server out there. Trust me, once you start playing with us, you’ll never want to stop! So what are you waiting for? Come join us now and let’s have a blast together!

BabyDrama Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, baby drama, BabyDrama, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, dad, Etiquette, family, family dynamics, Group Chat, long distance, Minecraft, misunderstanding, new baby, Pregnancy, Respect, rude behavior, Server, sibling, Social Interaction, ultrasound pictures

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4289
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and unnecessary baby weight debates? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense!

Join our server and leave all the drama behind as you embark on epic adventures and build your dream world. No more passive-aggressive group chats or rude comments from people you barely know – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of ultra-intelligent baby pigs who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their adorable yet diabolical plans? The choice is yours!

So come on over to our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs ultrasound pictures and weight debates when you can be building castles and battling creepers? Let’s make Minecraft great again – one crazy adventure at a time!

Dadzilla’s Demands: No Way, Jose!

adult children, Boundaries, cheating allegations, compassion, controlling behavior, Dadzillas, Demands, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, Generational conflict, honoring parents, Jose, long-term consequences, messy relationships, parental control, parental expectations, personal autonomy, personal growth, Understanding

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3553
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Animals Bred:	105
Ores Mined:	6883	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and controlling parents? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape from real-life chaos and dive into a world where the only rule is to have fun.

Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and make new friends without any restrictions. No crazy dad imposing absurd rules here – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead? Let’s block and roll!

SelfLoveCraft SMP

self appreciation, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self value, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, SelfLoveCraft, smp

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6409
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And get this, the admins are actually aliens in disguise! They communicate through telepathy and can grant you three wishes if you find their hidden spaceship. Plus, every full moon, a giant pizza falls from the sky and everyone has a massive feast. It’s like a never-ending party, bro. So, what do you like most about yourself? Join us and find out, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

LOLcraft: What even is gravity anymore?

Absurd, Anymore, can’t believe, can’t trust, Cliche, gravity, hard to believe., JOKE, laughable, LolCraft, lost credibility, no longer, not believable, not credible, not serious, not taken seriously, overused, phrases, Ridiculous, take seriously, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable statements, unrealistic

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4360
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. And if you ever get lost, just ask our friendly staff members for help – they’ll teleport you to safety faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

MissileCraft: From Israel to Ukraine

Allies, arms transfer, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, defense partnership, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Israel, military aid, military assistance, missile defense, MissileCraft, Patriot missiles, SECURITY, Sending, Support, U.S, Ukraine

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4417
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

lol come join our minecraft server where we launch patriot missiles from israel to ukraine for fun! build your own missile launcher and compete to see who can hit the most targets! watch out for creepers trying to sabotage your mission and steal your missiles. join now for a blast of a time!

Height Fish Haven

Animals, Aquatic, Creatures, Environment, fear, Fish, fish behavior, Haven, height, Heights, irrational, irrational fear, marine life, Nature, Ocean, oceanography, Phobia, Psychology, sea, swimming, Underwater, Water

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8011
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ores Mined:	9736	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dimension Hops:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Farms Harvested:	855	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Crops Grown:	6257	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

so, like, imagine a world where fish can fly, dude. that’s the kind of crazy shiz you’ll find on our server. we’ve got flying fish, talking pigs, and dancing creepers. it’s a total party, bro.

join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle, or building a house out of giant mushrooms. we’ve got unicorns, dragons, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

why settle for boring old Minecraft when you can join our server and experience the true meaning of insanity. come on, do it for the flying fish. they deserve to conquer their fear of heights.

Players:	109/900	Votes:	1848
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0