Embark on a thrilling survival adventure in our SMP server, where you’ll brave the wilderness, build shelters, and trade for resources in a bustling player-driven economy!
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 4288 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy competitions, and mind-blowing events that will make you question reality itself. We’ve got more resources than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at, free companies that will make you feel like royalty, and linkshells that will connect you with players from all corners of the Minecraft universe.
But wait, there’s more! How about a Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can plunder like a pirate on a sugar rush? Or maybe you’d prefer to celebrate All Saints’ Wake with us, where the spookiness never ends (until it does, so hurry up!).
And mark your calendars for our future meetups that will blow your mind and tickle your funny bone. From Terminator movie marathons to Femlala-only hypnosis sessions, we’ve got something for everyone. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
But that’s not all – we have LEGO XP AFK Strategy that will blow your mind! And if you want to level up fast, check out our Season XP Leveling Pace guide. Plus, we have Mission Alerts for StW that will keep you on your toes.
And get this – coming soon, you can progress your Fortnite Passes by playing ANY experience! It’s like leveling up while you sleep (literally)!
But wait, there’s more! Buy Fortnite V-Bucks and earn the Bird Call Emote, unlock Felina and Felina’s Claw Meow for free, and experience the Stadium Lights Up for Snoop Dogg in Fortnite Festival Season 6! And don’t forget to check out Rocket Racing V31.40 and Brick or Treat in LEGO Fortnite V31.40!
Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Thank the Bus Driver and get ready for the ride of your life!
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 32 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Plus, on our server, you’ll never have to worry about encountering any “gross roastie type pussies” because, well, we’re all blocks! No need to stress about your sexual performance either, just focus on mining and crafting to your heart’s content.
Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. So come on, join our server and leave all your sexual anxieties at the door – we’re all about fun and games here!
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Join us for a wild ride where we embrace the world’s most popular GPU in our desktops without a care in the world. Say goodbye to boring servers that follow the rules – here, we make our own rules and have a blast doing it.
So come on, join us and let’s show those open source freetards what real Minecraft fun looks like. Who needs proprietary drivers when you have a crazy SMP like ours to play on? Let’s take over the Minecraft world together and leave the Linux desktop in the dust!
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and elusive that only the bravest of players have ever laid eyes on it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to defeat the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to claim this incredible prize?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that pops up randomly throughout the server. Dance the night away with your fellow players to the sweet sounds of Minecraft music discs, and maybe even uncover some hidden treasures while you’re at it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a whole new world of wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans. Just remember, on our server, the only language we speak is emoji!
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join us for a wild ride filled with weed, sex, partying, and buying Jordans – because who needs real responsibilities when you can escape to our server? It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and build epic creations.
Come see for yourself how our players, regardless of race, have been thriving in this virtual world for years, completely unfazed by the chaos of the real world. So why wait? Join our server now and let the good times roll!
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 7 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
But that’s not all – we have an exclusive BNWO Dictionary to help you navigate our crazy world, and a Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program that will leave you questioning reality. And don’t even get us started on our PMV Torrent – it’s a wild ride, let me tell you.
Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because things tend to get a little…weird around here.
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the back of a flying llama while battling a horde of evil chickens. Explore our custom-built world where the trees are made of diamonds and the rivers flow with lava.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his golden egg of ultimate power?
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground lair of the elusive Potato Wizard!
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 478 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter as we embark on quests to find the rarest items and battle the most ferocious mobs. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone and command blocks?
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon waiting to be tamed. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary portal to the Nether, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to survive.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 111 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
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| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the cows speak in Shakespearean sonnets and the zombies have a killer dance routine. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you ROFLing all day long.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control the weather and summon a herd of rainbow-colored sheep.
So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. It’s gonna be a wild ride, kek!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Magical Moments Shared: | 22 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Unicorn, who grants wishes to those who can catch it.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers, or build a roller coaster that goes straight into the heart of a volcano? Trust us, this server is unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
