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| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 1722 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Enchantments Applied: | 59 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We have players from all walks of life, from hardcore PvPers to casual builders who just want to make pixel art of their favorite memes.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Steve. Rumor has it that if you find the base, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. But be warned, many have tried and failed, ending up lost in the depths of the Nether forever.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally uncover the mysteries of the secret base and become the ultimate ruler of the server. Or at least get a cool pet creeper out of it.
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