ThreadKiller Minecraft Server

killing, long tail, mau, Minecraft, Server, shit thread, Shou, tags, threadkiller, UMAMAE

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1773
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the only way to defeat them is by tickling their feathers with a feather duster! Or how about participating in our weekly llama rodeo, where players compete to see who can ride the longest without getting spit on?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where players can search for hidden loot in the most ridiculous places, like inside a giant pumpkin or under a lava waterfall.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9889
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Animals Bred:	88	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7695
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Divine Spears Created:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8362
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8455
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	5326
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	274
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6942
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	26
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1962
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7106
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4070
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Emeralds Found:	1835	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	260
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3209
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ores Mined:	9690
New Chunks Explored:	727744	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Dimension Hops:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8775
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Void Armor Forged:	29
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3535
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Gods Slained:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2743
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8161
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	266	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2717
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9549
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mines Excavated:	2684	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!

Mindless Microplastic Tire Crumbs

air pollution, air quality, crumbs, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental toxins, food contamination, health concerns, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, microplastic ingestion, microplastics, MINDLESS, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles in food, plastic pollution, plastic waste, pollution awareness, pollution effects, respiratory health, tire, tire crumbs, tire dust

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9511
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Secret Passages Found:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server in da whole wide world! Let me tell ya why you gotta join dis epic place, bruh.

So, like, imagine dis: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, dat’s right, FLYING PIGS! And dey be tellin’ you jokes and givin’ you diamonds like it’s no big deal.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. You gotta fight your way through to claim da treasure at da end, but watch out for da disco dancing skeletons along da way.

And if dat ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a giant hot tub filled with chocolate milk. Yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK! Dive in and swim with da friendly creepers and zombie pigmen while sippin’ on dat sweet, sweet nectar.

So what are ya waitin’ for, bro? Come join us on dis wild ride and experience da madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.