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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 7199 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 344 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with friendly zombie villagers who love to trade rare items for emeralds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Yes, you read that right, CAKE!
So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of absurdities you’ll encounter next!