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SleepyCraft – Not Sorry for ZzZ’s

aita, Birthday, Couch, family vacation, Hawaii, Hotel, midnight, Not Excited, price, Scared, shots, shoulder pain, SleepyCraft, Spouse, Spring Break, step mom, Support, Traveling, trip, WiDE AWAKE, Woken Up, Zzzs

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6827
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	279
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of step-moms, birthday trips, and unexpected vacations.

Imagine a world where your wife is also your son’s step-mom, and she refuses to travel with him. But fear not, because on this server, we encourage family vacations… or else!

Experience the thrill of getting scared awake in the middle of the night by your wife, only to be bombarded with hotel options for your next virtual getaway. Who needs sleep when you can plan a Minecraft vacation, am I right?

So come join us on this server where the drama never ends and the adventures are always outrageous. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning if you’re the AITA in this crazy virtual world.

TrendyCraftRevival

challenge, COMEBACK, Community, Digital, ENGAGEMENT, fad, Flash Mob, HASHTAG, Interaction, internet, meme, Nostalgia, online trend, Popular, resurgence, Retro, social media, Throwback, TrendyCraftRevival, viral, virtual

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4118
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Remember the good old days of planking and Harlem Shake? Well, forget about those because we’ve got something even better on our Minecraft server! Join us for the ultimate nostalgia trip as we bring back the ancient art of virtual pet rock racing. That’s right, strap in your pixelated pet rocks and get ready to race against your friends in epic battles of speed and agility. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can show off your best dance moves and win fabulous prizes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and relive the glory days of online trends in the most ridiculous way possible!

CraftyKrauts: €3B Boost for Ukraine

additional funding, Boost, Budget Committee, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKrauts, crisis response, defense budget, defense support, diplomatic relations, european security, financial support, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, germany, Germany’s Budget Committee, global affairs, international aid, military aid, military assistance, peacekeeping efforts, Reuters, Ukraine

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2867
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Emeralds Found:	6889

come join dis epic minecraft server where we got so much money we be givin out billions like it ain’t no thang! we be ballin outta control like a boss! join now and get ur share of dat sweet sweet military assistance! we be flexin on dem haters with our massive budget and u can be part of da action! build ur own army and conquer the world, all thanks to our generous donations! ain’t no other server like dis, so come on and join da fun!

DanceCopy NeuroChecker 3000

Accurate, adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, autism, Autism Spectrum Disorder, Avatar, behavioral differences, children, cost effective, dance moves, DanceCopy, developmental delays, Diagnosis, early detection, movement imitation, NeuroChecker, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurotypical, overlap, screening tool, video analysis

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7828
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	363
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we can tell if u got autism or adhd just by watchin u dance like a fool for a minute! our avatars are lit and will make u bust a move like never before. we got da best tools dat can read ur mind and tell u if u neurotypical or not. join us for da most epic dance party of ur life and see if u got da moves or not. autism or adhd, we got u covered!

Pixel Adventure server minecraft

Minecraft, Pixel Adventure, Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9253
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

The description of the server server “Pixel Adventure” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

pixeladventure.mclan.ru

Guardian’s Quest 1.20.1

1.20.1, BLOCK, Cease, control, Curb, deter, Guardians, halt, hinder, impede, inhibit, Limit, long tail: stopping her, obstruct, Prevent, put an end to, Quest, restrain, STOP, strategies to prevent her, suppress, terminate, thwart, ways to stop her

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9744
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server if you wanna stop her. I heard she’s building a giant pink castle made out of cotton candy and unicorn tears. Like, what even is that? But seriously, we need all the help we can get to take her down. Plus, did I mention there’s a secret underground disco party with dancing pigs and flying llamas? Yeah, you don’t wanna miss out on that. So grab your pickaxe and let’s show her who’s boss in this crazy world of blocky madness!

PrisonPhobiaMC SMP

anxiety, claustrophobia, confined spaces, confinement, coping mechanisms, coping strategies, fear, fear of confinement, incarceration, mental health, mental health challenges, mental health support, Mental Wellbeing, panic attacks, phobias, Prison, prison life, PrisonPhobiaMC, psychological effects, smp, support systems, Therapy

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2772
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Divine Spears Created:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Zombie Dances:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a virtual prison for claustrophobic people! Imagine being stuck in a tiny cell with no way out, just like claustrophobic people feel in real life! But don’t worry, we have a special “escape room” challenge where you have to find your way out of a maze of tiny tunnels before you suffocate from the lack of space! It’s hilarious to watch people panic and run around like headless chickens, trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this insane experience! So come join us and see if you can handle the pressure of being trapped in a virtual prison, it’s a total blast!

CraftyCreeperCounselor

Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, couples therapy, CraftyCreeperCounselor, difficult conversations, emotional intelligence, Emotional support, Empathy, expressing feelings, Feedback, Honesty, listening skills, personal growth, relationship advice, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2765
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	65
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Farms Harvested:	607

Are you tired of your partner’s terrible attempts at comforting you when you’re feeling down? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a special “Comforting Skills Bootcamp” where players can learn how to properly console their loved ones in times of need. Join us and never have to suffer through awkward, unhelpful words of comfort again! Plus, rumor has it, there’s a secret level where you can unlock the ultimate “Hug of Eternal Comfort” that will make all your troubles disappear. So why wait? Join now and level up your comforting game!

CO Detox Microbe Haven

air pollution, archaea, atmosphere, atmospheric chemistry, Bacteria, carbon cycle, carbon monoxide, climate change, co, Detox, Detoxify, energy source, Environment, gas, greenhouse gas, Haven, Microbe, Microbes, microbial diversity, microbial ecology, research, study, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4783
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Void Armor Forged:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	25

come join our epic minecraft server where we have microbes that detoxify the atmosphere! yea, you heard that right, our bacteria and archaea buddies are out here using CO as an energy source like it’s no big deal. they consume massive amounts of carbon monoxide and help save us from this deadly gas. it’s like having tiny little superheroes running around in our virtual world, fighting off pollution and keeping the air clean. join us now and be a part of this crazy adventure where even the tiniest creatures can make a big difference!

Eternal Solo Journey 1.20.2

1.20.2, 1st gut, Cheating, Commitment, DATING, ETERNAL, Girlfriend, Infidelity, Journey, long term, love, loyalty, Marriage, monogamy, Morals, Partnership, relationships, Respect, Self Respect, self worth, Single life, Solo, Trust, VALUES

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1357
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Emeralds Found:	6745
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Yo bro, forget about relationships and all that drama! Join our Minecraft server instead, where the only thing getting screwed is your chances of winning in a PvP battle!

We’ve got creepers blowing up left and right, just like your chances of finding a loyal girlfriend!

Build your own virtual world where you can escape from the harsh reality of heartbreak and betrayal. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword as your trusty companion?

So ditch the dating apps and come join us for some blocky fun! Who needs love when you have unlimited diamonds waiting to be mined?

Pixelated Anime Madness

Anime, Character development, controversial topics, empowerment, Entertainment, female main characters, female representation, feminist themes, fictional characters, Gender Roles, madness, Manga, Manga community, manga industry, Manga tropes, moral ambiguity, pixelated, promiscuous, relationships, Sexuality, societal norms, taboo

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7998
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7103	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Votes:	6630

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing! If you’re looking for a wild ride, then come join us on this epic adventure. Build, mine, and explore with a community of gamers who are as bonkers as you are. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!

RockBottomRedeemed – Minecraft SMP

coping strategies, determination, healing, Hope, inner strength, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming adversity, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, Recovery, resilience, rock bottom, RockBottomRedeemed, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, smp, strength, Support, transformation

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6322
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old basic houses and farms? Well, do I have the perfect place for you to join! This server is like no other, it’s a wild ride of chaos and craziness that will have you laughing your blocky butt off!

We got players who have hit rock bottom and somehow managed to climb their way back up using nothing but a diamond pickaxe and a dream. You wanna know how they did it? Well, you gotta join the server to find out! Maybe they found a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, or maybe they made friends with a group of friendly creepers who helped them out. Who knows, anything is possible in this wacky world!

So come on down and join us on this epic adventure of a lifetime. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored! So grab your sword, put on your best diamond armor, and get ready to conquer the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Let’s do this, gamers!

PixelPity: UglyCraft

Appearance, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, DATING, emotional impact, harsh realities, inner beauty, personal growth, physical attractiveness, PixelPity, rejection, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-perception, social validation, societal pressure, UglyCraft

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7685
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	7994	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of being rejected by villagers in Minecraft because they think you’re not attractive enough? Well, fear not! Join our server and never worry about your pixelated appearance again! Our server is so fabulous that even the Ender Dragon will swoon over your blocky beauty.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and their Minecraft character was so stunning that even the creepers stopped in their tracks to admire them. Rumor has it that Notch himself logged on just to ask for skincare tips from this player.

So, if you want to experience the ultimate ego boost and have mobs falling head over heels for you, join our server now! Who needs real-life validation when you can be the hottest thing in the Minecraft universe?

CraftyBanRussiaEU

Ban, CraftyBanRussiaEU, Digital Media, diplomatic relations, economic sanctions, embargo, Entertainment, EU, european union, foreign policy, gaming industry, global affairs, international relations, Politics, proposes, restrictions, russia, Sales, sanctions, Trade, video game

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3219
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

so like, we heard the EU is all like, “no video games for russia!” well, guess what? our minecraft server is the only place where russia can still play video games! join us and stick it to the man by building giant monuments of putin and riding polar bears around the map. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the EU police when they come knocking. come join the chaos and let’s show the world that video games will never be banned on our watch!

EpicVerse – Specialty Gen. 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adora Fortune, anniversary voice packs, Arya Kuroha, Azeria.EVE, Azusa Honami, birthday merch, Bluebell.EVE, Elyza.EVE, EpicVerse, Gen, holiday voice packs, Hysteria.EVE, Jira Jisaki, Koma Oboro, Lan Philia, Lumi Yukime, Miki Hitsugi, Minya Scott, Mischief.EVE, Miu Akumiya, Mukuro Owarino, Nano Kozuya, Narin Mikure, Planei Hoshikuzu, Remia Aotsuki, Riko Solari, Seira Chinen, Siu Aisaka, Specialite General, Specialty, TRiGGERPHiSH, Tsukasa Ryogoku, Utahime Mochizuki, Victoria Valerie, VSPO EN

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3459
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Void Armor Forged:	21
Buildings Constructed:	38	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Join this wacky Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner VSPO! EN and Specialite talents! Why waste time on boring servers when you can dive into the VSPO! EN madness and explore the world of Remia Aotsuki, Arya Kuroha, Jira Jisaki, Narin Mikure, and Riko Solari!

But wait, there’s more! Gen 1 and Gen 2 are here too with EVE.EXE for all you FPS lovers out there! Elyza.EVE, Bluebell.EVE, Mischief.EVE, Hysteria.EVE, and Azeria.EVE are waiting for you to join the chaos!

And don’t forget about Specialite JP with Nano Kozuya, Koma Oboro, Siu Aisaka, Azusa Honami, Minya Scott, Tsukasa Ryogoku, Seira Chinen, Planei Hoshikuzu, Mukuro Owarino, and Lumi Yukime (who does one EN stream per week)!

Plus, you can hang out with Adora Fortune, Lan Philia, and TRiGGERPHiSH! So many friends to make and adventures to embark on!

Join now for exclusive voice packs, holiday specials, birthday merch, and so much more! Don’t miss out on the craziness of this Minecraft server – it’s a wild ride you won’t forget!

Players:	97/200	Votes:	9054
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Astral Projections Made:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Animals Bred:	98	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4