Thorwark network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

AA batteries, battery life, battery technology, communication technology, electronic devices, Futuristic technology, high speeds, historical technology, IBM XT/AT compatible, innovation, Lost, Lost technology, Minecraft, modern technology, obsolete technology, palmtop sized, portable devices, smp, static core, Technology, Thread, vintage technology, wireless communication

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1423
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	351
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Villages Defended:	17
Dimension Hops:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Crops Grown:	3372	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9724
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3153
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4090
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Astral Projections Made:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2668
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6038
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Zombie Dances:	7
Potions Brewed:	56	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7683
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Runes Activated:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6444
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5255
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6157
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5897
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Chimeras Created:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	878
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.

StraightButNotNarrow Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Allies, coming out, Diversity, equality, Gay, gender, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ Pride Parade, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minecraft, non-binary, pride, queer, RAINBOW, Sexuality, smp, Straight.., StraightButNotNarrow, supportive

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	717
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Votes:	1537
Meteorites Collected:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the villagers throw the craziest parties. Plus, one time a creeper tried to run for president and we all had to stop him before he blew up the whole server. It was nuts, man! So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together, you won’t regret it, I promise!

RegretCraft2030

#sustainability, conscious living., consumerism, digital age, Environment, fashion, fast fashion, Future, instant gratification, long-term consequences, materialism, mindfulness, modern trends, regret, RegretCraft2030, SELF AWARENESS, social media, societal values, society, Technology, throwaway culture

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8714
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Potions Brewed:	148	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old trends that will make you cringe in a decade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the embarrassment of following the crowd! Our server is like a time machine, transporting you to a world where ridiculous trends are celebrated and embraced. From building giant statues of avocado toast to creating pixel art of TikTok dances, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait for regret to kick in when you can join us and have a blast right now? Trust us, in 10 years you’ll be thanking us for saving you from the embarrassment of following boring trends.

Frosty Kingdom 1.21.3

1.21.3, alive, arguments, bros, end of holidays, family, family arguments, family disagreements, family disputes, family dynamics, family gatherings, family politics, frosty, good to be alive, half year, holiday season, holidays, Kingdom, Over.., political debates, Politics

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6246
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Yo, bros, guess what? The holidays are almost over, which means no more family arguments over politics for another half year! It’s like being reborn, but in Minecraft! Join our server and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Let’s build some crazy sh*t together and forget about all the nonsense. Life is too short for family drama, let’s mine and craft our way to happiness!

The Best Wrestler Minecraft SMP

aew, best wrestler, Minecraft, professional wrestling, smp, Sports Entertainment, wrestler, wrestling, wrestling career, wrestling champion, wrestling fan, wrestling history, wrestling industry, wrestling legend, wrestling match, wrestling moves, wrestling performance, wrestling ring, wrestling skills, wrestling superstar, wrestling technique, wwe

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9260
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	239	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Emeralds Found:	5634
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can wrestle is a pig? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the best wrestler in all of Minecraft! He goes by the name of Diamond Slam and he’s taken down creepers, zombies, and even Ender Dragons with his signature move, the TNT Tombstone Piledriver!

Join our server and witness epic wrestling matches between players, where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground wrestling ring where players can battle it out for the title of Minecraft Champion. Will you be the one to dethrone Diamond Slam and take his place as the ultimate wrestler?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of Minecraft wrestling like never before. Just be sure to bring your A-game and maybe a diamond sword or two, because things are about to get rowdy!

PianoCraft Minecraft Server

Commitment, Competition, DAUGHTER, Dedication, EMBARRASSMENT, extracurricular activities, family, friendship, Minecraft, musical education, musical interests, parental decisions, peer pressure, piano lessons, Pianocraft, progress, Quitting, recital, rules, Server, social dynamics, Support, talent

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6215
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Looking for a server that will teach you dedication and perseverance like never before? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Just like Annie’s commitment to piano lessons, we require all players to stick with the game for a year before they can quit (no questions asked if they do decide to leave after that).

Join us and practice your Minecraft skills for at least an hour every day, just like Annie practices piano. Who knows, you might even make rapid progress and impress everyone with your building skills!

And don’t worry about playing the same old game, our server is constantly evolving with new challenges and adventures. Just like Annie, who played the same piece as a 6 year old, you’ll have the chance to show off your skills and compete with other players.

But beware of the frenemies on the server, just like Annie’s former best friend Emily. They may try to outdo you with their well-known Chopin pieces (or in this case, epic builds). But remember, it’s all in good fun and competition only makes you stronger!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let’s see if you have what it takes to stick with it for a year. And who knows, maybe you’ll surprise yourself with how much you enjoy the challenge!

Players:	105/100	Votes:	5038
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Animals Bred:	72	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2040
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4