yo, come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got fossilised neanderthals named thorin running around like they own the place. these ancient homies been chillin’ in france for like 100,000 years, doin’ their own thang and stayin’ away from all the drama.

we got crazy genetic lines goin’ on, like some next level stuff you ain’t never seen before. our neanderthals been keepin’ it real for over 50,000 years, doin’ their own thing and makin’ history. they even outlasted our ancient cousins, like dang, that’s some serious survival skills right there.

so if you wanna be part of this wild ride, come join our minecraft server and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, you might even run into thorin himself and have a chat about the good ol’ days. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Living Statues Befriended: 2
Gods Slained: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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