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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 3089 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 339454 |
yo, come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got fossilised neanderthals named thorin running around like they own the place. these ancient homies been chillin’ in france for like 100,000 years, doin’ their own thang and stayin’ away from all the drama.
we got crazy genetic lines goin’ on, like some next level stuff you ain’t never seen before. our neanderthals been keepin’ it real for over 50,000 years, doin’ their own thing and makin’ history. they even outlasted our ancient cousins, like dang, that’s some serious survival skills right there.
so if you wanna be part of this wild ride, come join our minecraft server and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, you might even run into thorin himself and have a chat about the good ol’ days. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
