Thorin’s Neanderthal Adventure

Adventure, Ancient, ancient DNA, ancient history, anthropology, archaeological find, discovery, Evolution, extinct species, Extinction, fossil, France, genetic isolation, genetic line, hominid, human evolution, ISOLATED, neanderthal, Paleontology, prehistoric, thorin, Thorins

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2906
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Towns Built:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

New Minecraft Servers

yo, come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got fossilised neanderthals named thorin running around like they own the place. these ancient homies been chillin’ in france for like 100,000 years, doin’ their own thang and stayin’ away from all the drama.

we got crazy genetic lines goin’ on, like some next level stuff you ain’t never seen before. our neanderthals been keepin’ it real for over 50,000 years, doin’ their own thing and makin’ history. they even outlasted our ancient cousins, like dang, that’s some serious survival skills right there.

so if you wanna be part of this wild ride, come join our minecraft server and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, you might even run into thorin himself and have a chat about the good ol’ days. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Underrated KinoCraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, Cinema, cinematic masterpiece, extremely underrated kino, film, film buffs, Film Critics, film industry, film lovers, film recommendations, Hidden Gem, Kino, KinoCraft, Movie, movie buffs, must watch, Overlooked, Underappreciated, Underrated, underrated classics, underrated films, underrated gems

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5273
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	28

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like the holy grail of virtual worlds, but with a twist of madness and chaos that will make your brain explode with joy!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”

And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!

Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!

MommaMIA_BlockParty

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, difficult conversations, Emotional Abuse, estrangement, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, forgiveness, generational trauma, healing, mental health, MommaMIA_BlockParty, personal growth, self-care, self-empowerment, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, support system, toxic relationships

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2149
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Potions Brewed:	61	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from family drama? Look no further! Our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about your mom calling you every name in the book. Join us and build your dream world where you never have to deal with toxic family members again!

We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”

Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.

PizzaPals Minecraft SMP

anchovies, artichokes, bacon, barbecue chicken, buffalo chicken, Cheese, DELICIOUS, feta cheese, Food, garlic, jalapenos, Minecraft, mushrooms, olives, onions, Pepperoni, Pineapple, pizza, PizzaPals, SAUSAGE, smp, spinach, toppings

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6296
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Votes:	8465	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like a pizza party but with blocks and creepers! Like, imagine riding a pig into battle against a giant pizza monster, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server. And get this, the admins are actually aliens disguised as chickens, so you never know what kind of wacky events they’ll come up with next. Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted pizza slices, guarded by a team of ninja llamas. Trust me, you won’t find a more bonkers and fun server anywhere else. So come join us and let’s get this pizza party started! 🍕🎉 #minecraftmadness #pizzaadventures

BlockyBodyLove

BlockyBodyLove, Body appreciation, body image, body positivity, Confidence, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self love practice, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-affirmation, self-care, self-empowerment, self-forgiveness, self-love journey, self-validation

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2839
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of being body-shamed by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is all about body positivity! Join us and watch as your blocky avatar gains confidence and starts strutting its stuff in those pixelated leggings. Our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your dream body one block at a time. So come join us and let’s show those mobs that we’re beautiful just the way we are!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1637
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2130
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Ores Mined:	4063	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	482
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2584
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Potions Brewed:	113	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5855
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2777
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Emeralds Found:	9555
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3382
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2150
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4518
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8287
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6444
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Runes Activated:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4734
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Towns Built:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Alien Abductions:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	19

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌