Yo, you ever wanted to scrub your bootyhole with a toothbrush? Well, on our server, you can do just that! We have thong-wearing mobs that will make your butt itch like crazy, but don’t worry, we provide toothbrushes for all our players. Join now for the most bizarre Minecraft experience of your life! And remember, scrubbing is caring!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
Animals Bred: 180 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
Towns Built: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 17
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY