Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 50 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
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