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SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1712
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9847
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8485
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Emeralds Found:	463

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1107
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3726
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mines Excavated:	4632	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	75	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	208	Villages Defended:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5785
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Crops Grown:	1351	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	388
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ores Mined:	6285
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4110
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5388
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Enchantments Applied:	140	Meteorites Collected:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Divine Spears Created:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	504
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2783	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9690
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	769
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Crops Grown:	8290
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Astral Projections Made:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2792

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3459
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ores Mined:	3683
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Towns Built:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7923
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Animals Bred:	172	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2962
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Crops Grown:	5534	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3034
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Chimeras Created:	4	Void Armor Forged:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

Players:	104/300	Votes:	888
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	135	Dragon Scales Harvested:	282
Ores Mined:	2548	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2