This SMP is Lit AF and I’m Done Pretending it’s Just Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7101
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Towns Built:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally punching a villager? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by joining our epic Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only exploded when you told them a bad joke. It was a blast! Literally.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret society of chickens who wear tiny top hats and monocles. They hold fancy tea parties every Sunday and only invite the most elite players to join them. Will you be one of the chosen few?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. This thing is fucking kino and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2301
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Ores Mined:	5959	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Enchantments Applied:	202	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1107
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7036
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6065
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	6376	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6588
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Villages Defended:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9961
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6307
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8260
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	New Chunks Explored:	182848
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8395
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	636	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Votes:	6405	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3492
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5760	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dimension Hops:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1862
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Void Armor Forged:	24	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Holy Grails Found:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	4655
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6819
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	360	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

104.128.51.3

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1066
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7

alliancecraft.net

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	107
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	153	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

squirtle.enchantmc.com

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5730
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

play.minessii.shop

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6425
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Star Shards Collected:	88	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Void Gems Collected:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Animals Bred:	25

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

citrusgroup.club