This SMP is Lit AF and I’m Done Pretending it’s Just Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4132
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Towns Built:	7	Crops Grown:	7542
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	125	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally punching a villager? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by joining our epic Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only exploded when you told them a bad joke. It was a blast! Literally.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret society of chickens who wear tiny top hats and monocles. They hold fancy tea parties every Sunday and only invite the most elite players to join them. Will you be one of the chosen few?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. This thing is fucking kino and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2127
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Magic Items Found:	6697	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mines Excavated:	4309
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9501
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	8

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9634
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Divine Spears Created:	21	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Villages Defended:	14

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8080
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Void Armor Forged:	27
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Farms Harvested:	967
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1911
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ores Mined:	1487
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	19

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3224
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Ores Mined:	5518	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mines Excavated:	3517
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3443
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
New Chunks Explored:	946156	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5778
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ores Mined:	9429
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Void Armor Forged:	28
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Gods Slained:	2

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9784
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4735
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Towns Built:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Enchantments Applied:	104
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3160
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	297	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7216
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	437
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Magic Items Found:	8982
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6215
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	374	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	115
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	324	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mines Excavated:	3813	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2269
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Divine Spears Created:	11	Votes:	7670
Buildings Constructed:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	6130	Endless Night Skies:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com