This SMP is Lit AF and I’m Done Pretending it’s Just Minecraft SMP

Cinema, Critic, culture, Entertainment, film, Honest, hype, Kino, lit, Media, Minecraft, Movie, NOT, opinion, opinionated, Overrated, Popular, pretending, review, smp, tired, Truth, Underrated

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9673
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	5396	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally punching a villager? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by joining our epic Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only exploded when you told them a bad joke. It was a blast! Literally.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret society of chickens who wear tiny top hats and monocles. They hold fancy tea parties every Sunday and only invite the most elite players to join them. Will you be one of the chosen few?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. This thing is fucking kino and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6584
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	41	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

alliancecraft.net

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1678
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	75
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

squirtle.enchantmc.com

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8292
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Magic Items Found:	2394	Dragon Eggs Found:	3004
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Emeralds Found:	7272	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

play.minessii.shop

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8297
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

citrusgroup.club

Minecraft.SI

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9345
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48

Slovenian minecraft network. The result of the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks. Come and have fun!

Minecraft.SI

KAIMUX.LT

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	726
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Astral Projections Made:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	16

KAIMUX.LT NETWORK https://kaimux.ltAn ambitious project aiming to stand out not only with uniqueness but also with quality!• Highly optimized • Powerful hosting • 80% custom plugins • Expanding choice of options • Various events • Ongoing expansion of language optionsWe look forward to having all of you in our project!

mc.kaimux.lt

PvPCloud

Factions, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2986
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Animals Bred:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

PvPCloud is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2023. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers to bring you the highest quality experience on minecraft!The current gamemodes we specialize in to bring you the best experience: – Prison – Skyblock – FactionsJoin Today! – play.pvpcloud.net

play.pvpcloud.net

Hallowed Fantasy

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	708
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	9995	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Hallowed Fantasy is a competitive-based Pixelmon server, bringing you fierce Gym Battles, exciting weekly Tournaments, a friendly community, custom textured Pixelmon, weekly events, and much more! Competitive Gyms – 8 leaders of dual-type competitive gyms await your challenge for fierce gym battles! Get a Shadow texture Lugia with perfect stats for FREE by defeating all 8 of the player Gym Leaders! NPC Gyms – Not interested in competitive gyms? Not to worry! We have 8 NPC Gym Leaders that are much easier than the player gyms. Ranked Laddering System – Battle your way to the top of our Ranked Ladders by defeating other players in weekly tournaments. HUGE rewards given to the top 3 ranked players of each month! Weekly Competitive Tournaments – Face off against other skilled Pixelmon players in exciting tournaments, featuring different tiers and formats! Safari Zone – You can catch many different rare Pixelmon in our huge Safari Zone! Dynamic PokeEditor System – Edit your Pixelmon with ease with our PokeEditing system! This allows you to change your Pixelmon’s nature, size, caught ball, and more by using in-game money! Custom Pixelmon Textures – Obtain skins for certain Pixelmon such as Midnight Lugia, Ocean Spirit Arcanine, and Midnight Garchomp, exclusive to Hallowed Fantasy! Weekly Events – We host Drop Parties, Big Digs, Capture Quests, and other events weekly! Huge Vote Shop – Vote to earn Vote Points, which you can use in our Vote Shop to earn FREE rewards!

play.hallowedfantasy.com

CubeCadia Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1957
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Holy Grails Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

cubecadia.net

Castaway

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8686
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

play.castaway.gg

ElementCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3605
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	5043	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Magic Items Found:	7028	Falling into the Void:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Towns Built:	7

ElementCraft is a 1.19+ crossplay survival server! We offer an endless amount of possibilities and features such as custom-coded classes. Ever wanted to be a demon, and get boosted abilities in the nether, or even become an angel and have wings? That’s all possible at ElementCraft including a wide variety of other features such as custom enchantments, economy, skills, and much more! Join our welcoming community today. We would be happy to have you!ElementCraft’s IP address is elementcraft.net. To join on Bedrock, you may use the IP address and the default port which is 19132.

elementcraft.net

Arai Craft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3561
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Void Armor Forged:	24	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Enchantments Applied:	199	Crops Grown:	2336

Welcome to Arai Craft one of the few Cracked Dragon Block servers! The main goal of the server is to progress through the custom saga and get stronger. To help you achieve this goal you can play Parallel quests, Boss fights, Daily missions and train with Mentors. All PVE battles are heavily scripted so you will get a DBC experience like no other! Other then training a great vocal point of the server is the survival world where you can make factions, make money and raid people. Battling it out with other people over loot in DBC combat is one of the most fun parts of the server that will surely be exiting and enjoyable.Technic Download: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/arai-craft.1696794

135.125.189.27:25569

Island Memories

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	987
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Island Memories is a survival server where you can build your own kingdom claims and explore an expanding open-world RPG map. We have about 1000+ custom furniture and 250+ custom blocks scattered around the world. Find secret traders and unlock over 100+ weapon skills, mounts and pets by doing quests.

islandmemories.shockbyte.cc

Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5055
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magic Items Found:	4625
Mines Excavated:	3954	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Runes Activated:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ddss.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

ddss.craftersland.net

Utopiverse Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1924
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Void Gems Collected:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Welcome to Utopiverse Network!Stay connected: Before you embark into the wide world of Utopiverse Network, here’s how you can stay connected: • IP: play.utopiverse.net • Website: www.utopiverse.net • Twitter: twitter.com/UtopiverseN • Discord: discord.utopiverse.netWho are we? We are an extensive Minecraft network that offers players a unique gameplay experience. So far, we feature Survival, a customized game mode that our players can fight, survive, and thrive in. We also embody an exceptional staff team who are reliable and understanding. We like to commemorate ourselves for always being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out!The team. Hello from the staff team! Utopiverse Network embodies an exceptional staff team who enjoy the server as much as their players. A staff team that enjoys their servers as much as you do, allows for a more cohesive gameplay all around. Also, we like to commemorate ourselves for being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out! We will get back to you as soon as we can!Want to get more involved? We provide our players with many ways to stay active, or to get more active. Maybe you want to Partner with Utopiverse, or you enjoy our features as much as we do, so you care to Invest. If partnering and/or investing is not your thing, becoming apart of the staff team can be very beneficial as well! Our Management Team trains our staff members to be current with Minecraft methods and techniques as well as techniques to provide a respectful yet successful community. Contact our staff team if you are considering getting involved. Staff applications can be found on our website!If you have any questions, please feel free to ask us. Thank you so much, we hope to see you all on Utopiverse! The door to a new world awaits, come on in!

play.utopiverse.net