This SMP is Lit AF and I’m Done Pretending it’s Just Minecraft SMP

Cinema, Critic, culture, Entertainment, film, Honest, hype, Kino, lit, Media, Minecraft, Movie, NOT, opinion, opinionated, Overrated, Popular, pretending, review, smp, tired, Truth, Underrated

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	622
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Buildings Constructed:	40
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6912	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally punching a villager? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by joining our epic Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only exploded when you told them a bad joke. It was a blast! Literally.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret society of chickens who wear tiny top hats and monocles. They hold fancy tea parties every Sunday and only invite the most elite players to join them. Will you be one of the chosen few?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. This thing is fucking kino and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3011
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Animals Bred:	109	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

mcs.firestartermc.com

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8915
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

primordialmc.com

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1325
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7090	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5

play.beacoland.com

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6048
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

CubedMC.org

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6821
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Dimension Hops:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Emeralds Found:	8639
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17

skymata.games

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2615
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

play.cobbletwo.com

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7739
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	234	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Votes:	9239	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

play.politicamc.com.br

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9193
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	583472
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	40

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

mc.royallegacy.net

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2424
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	449657
Astral Projections Made:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

mchogwarts.net:25593

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3433
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

tekkit2.craftersland.net

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3466
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Moohub.net

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6645
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

mc.peacefulvanilla.club

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4904
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Potions Brewed:	74
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Star Shards Collected:	268	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	35
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

45.59.168.40

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7061
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	296	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Animals Bred:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1

play.mc-paradise.com

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8314
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Towns Built:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

noob-friendly.com