New Minecraft Servers

This SMP is Lit AF and I’m Done Pretending it’s Just Minecraft SMP

This SMP is Lit AF and I’m Done Pretending it’s Just Minecraft SMP

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally punching a villager? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by joining our epic Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only exploded when you told them a bad joke. It was a blast! Literally.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret society of chickens who wear tiny top hats and monocles. They hold fancy tea parties every Sunday and only invite the most elite players to join them. Will you be one of the chosen few?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. This thing is fucking kino and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

  • BlockyBreakupsCraft

    BlockyBreakupsCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of failed relationships in the real world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to teach you the valuable lesson of commitment! Join us and build a virtual relationship with your blocky significant other that will never leave you for a creeper. Plus, our server has a special Love Potion plugin that guarantees you’ll never be heartbroken again. So come join us and find true love in the world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MediterraneanMishap

    MediterraneanMishap

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the sinking of a russian cargo ship in the mediterranean! experience the thrill of being on a sinking ship as you try to escape the explosion in the engine room! will you make it out alive or will you be fish food? join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Sun Probe Adventures

    Sun Probe Adventures

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where we get so close to the sun that we make the parker solar probe look like a wimpy little spaceship! our players are so lit, they make the sun jealous of their brightness. we have epic quests where you have to battle fire-breathing creepers and mine diamonds from the sun’s core. trust us, you won’t find a server hotter than this one! so come on, join us and get ready to feel the heat!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • peanuts

    peanuts

    New Minecraft Servers

    German & English Automatic Enderdragon Respawn Claim your Land New Ores, Items etc. Automatic Economy Clan System Player Shops Survival

    deadly.demon.cat:20020

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Eternal Quests 1.20.6

    Eternal Quests 1.20.6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness! Ever wanted to escape the reality of 23-year-old guys who never hugged a girl and spend all day hating on females? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect escape for losers who complain about not getting dates but secretly wish they were anime protagonists with harem of cute girls.

    Come join us and let out all your frustrations by building a world where you are the king of virgins and where “normalfags” are banned! Embrace your inner loser and let’s create a community of pathetic losers together. Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape reality and dive into a world where you can be the loser you were always meant to be!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP