This Is Your God Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bending over, clownish, confusion, culture, disbelief, Earth, GOD, Minecraft, politician, Politics, Religion, retarded, Ridiculous, sarcasm, satire, smp, society, Western, Worship

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3475
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Chimeras Created:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is run by a group of deranged clowns who have taken over the world and turned it into a hilarious circus of madness. Join us if you want to worship our god, a giant rubber chicken named Cluckington, who rules over all with an iron feather.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Our players are constantly pulling pranks, building insane structures, and causing chaos wherever they go. You never know what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come join us! Just be prepared to lose your mind in the most absurd way possible.

VaxCraft: Save Lives, Build Blocks

aid, blocks, BUILD, cost, developing countries, disease prevention, Effective, funding, Gates Foundation, Gavi, global health, Healthcare, immunization, Impact, lives, lives saved, low-income countries, Program, public health, Save, UNICEF, vaccination, VaxCraft, Who, World Bank

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5324
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Farms Harvested:	412	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Buildings Constructed:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Yo, so like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster!

Join us and you’ll be helping to save lives just like Gavi, but instead of vaccines, we’re giving out diamond swords and enchanted armor! We’ve already saved like, a bazillion lives in the virtual world, all thanks to our generous donors like the Villager Foundation, Ender Dragon Rescue Squad, and Creeper Coalition.

Plus, we’ve got the best parties this side of the Nether. Every weekend, we host a massive block-building contest where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that sweet, sweet loot.

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who needs vaccines when you’ve got a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s build a better world, one block at a time.

Wouldtode server minecraft

Adventure, Community, Creative, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival, Wouldtode, Wouldtude

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4335
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27

https: //t.me/wouldtude

m3.veroid.network:19033

Epic Anime Watchers 1.20.4

1.20.4, 13 eps, 26 eps, Anime, binge watching, bored, burnt out, Character development, Epic, episodes, episodic, Long anime, never ending, People who watch extremely long anime, Seasons, Storyline, storytelling, TV anime, tv shows, Watchers, Writer

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3151
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Potions Brewed:	160	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Yo, bro, do you ever get bored of watching the same old anime with like a million episodes? Like, how do you even sit through all that without your brain melting? Join our Minecraft server instead, where the only storyline is you trying to survive and build cool stuff. Who needs a never-ending anime when you can have episodic adventures in blocky world? Plus, our server is like the best TV anime – short, sweet, and full of surprises. Don’t be a boring storyline, come join the fun!

MicroWaveMaster Minecraft SMP

Appliances, Cooking, cooking experience, Cooking methods, cooking techniques, Food, food preparation, Heating, kitchen, Kitchen Appliances, Kitchen Gadgets, Kitchen Tools, microwave, microwave cooking, microwave experiments, microwave power, microwave settings, microwave tips, MicroWaveMaster, Minecraft, power levels, smp

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7191
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	56	Astral Projections Made:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a microwave on low power – unexpected and totally mind-blowing! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a herd of llamas come running through your base, wearing top hats and monocles. And then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken with a mustache challenges you to a dance-off. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best time you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

So come join us on this crazy server where anything can happen – from flying pigs to talking sheep to secret underground disco parties. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary treasure of the potato king. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

UnchartedCraft

Country, Forgotten, Hidden Gem, ignored, lesser known, Marginalized, neglected, Obscure, Off the beaten path, off the radar, Overlooked, rarely discussed, unappreciated, UnchartedCraft, uncommon, Underrated, underrepresented, undiscovered, Unexplored, unheard-of, UNNOTICED

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4627
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Dragon Scales Harvested:	251
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Have you ever heard of the mystical land of Zombielandia? No? That’s because it’s a secret country hidden within the depths of our Minecraft server! Join us on this wild adventure where zombies rule the land and creepers are the politicians. Build your own zombie-proof fortress and survive the never-ending hordes of undead. But be warned, the only currency accepted in Zombielandia is rotten flesh! So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have zombie brains, am I right?

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Fighting, front lines, Geopolitics, global politics, international conflict, international relations, Korean Peninsula, Military, military presence, military strategy, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean troops, peace negotiations, SECURITY, Server, troop movements, Ukraine, War

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6875
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of battling against North Korean troops who have mysteriously disappeared from the front lines in Ukraine and are now roaming our pixelated world!

Embark on crazy missions to uncover the truth behind their disappearance while building your own empire and fighting off hordes of zombie chickens.

With hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that Kim Jong-un himself may make a guest appearance to challenge players to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in this wacky Minecraft universe!

RefineryRaiders

airstrikes, Conflict, defense systems, drone technology, drones attack, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, military capabilities, Military operations, OIL INDUSTRY, oil production, oil refineries, RefineryRaiders, russia, strategic targets, Surveillance, Ukrainian drones, WARFARE

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3091
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Crops Grown:	4018	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	17

so, liek, u know how ukraine be all up in russia’s grill with dem drones? well, imagine if u could be a part of dat action in minecraft! join our server and u can be a ukrainian drone pilot, blowin’ up oil refineries left and right! it’s like call of duty but with blocks and creepers! come join the chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be lit fam! oh, and did we mention there’s a secret underground base where u can chill with putin and play chess? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s start world war minecraft!

Enchanted Isles 1.21

34, Appearance, attractive, Comments.., Enchanted, Feedback, Girlfriend, hot, Isles, judgment, online presence, opinion, Provocative, provocative behavior, provocative outfit, public perception, relationship, seductive, Sexy, Slutty GF, social media, Thoughts

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3456
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Farms Harvested:	844	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Emeralds Found:	3430
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Bruh, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead.

You gotta join because the pigs wear top hats and the chickens dance the Macarena. It’s like a party in the Nether, but without the fire and brimstone.

And get this, the diamonds are actually made of chocolate and the lava is made of hot fudge. It’s a sweet tooth’s dream come true.

Plus, the villagers all speak in Shakespearean English and have epic rap battles every Tuesday. It’s like watching Hamilton, but with more blocky heads.

So come on, join this Minecraft server and let your inner weirdo run wild. You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness.

BabyCraftin’ Bash

baby shower, BabyCraftin, Bash, clothing theme, Color Theme, Communication Issues, event coordination, event etiquette, event planning, family dynamics, family event, family relationships, feeling excluded, lack of preparation, last minute, late invite, sibling’s wife, sister-in-law, social gathering, Time management, Upset

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7657
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring baby showers with the same old color themes? Join our Minecraft server where every event is a wild adventure!

Picture this: your brother’s wife’s baby shower is tomorrow and she springs a color theme on you last minute. But on our server, the color theme changes every hour! You’ll never know what to expect, but you’ll always have a blast.

Don’t stress about not having the right color outfit, because on our server, anything goes! Show up in a rainbow unicorn onesie or a suit made entirely of diamonds – the crazier, the better!

And if you’re feeling upset about the late invite, just remember that on our server, time is a mere suggestion. You could show up a week late and still be the life of the party.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server for the most outrageous baby shower experience of your life!

KinkyCraft SMP: Spill the Beans!

acceptance, Beans, Boundaries, Communication, communication skills, consent, Desires, Exploration, fantasies, fetishes, Honesty, Intimacy, kinks, KinkyCraft, Open-mindedness, Partnership, relationships, sexual preferences, sharing, smp, Spill, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4742
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

So like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever man. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. It’s wild, I tell ya.

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground club where you can confess all your kinks and fetishes to your fellow players. Want to dress up as a sexy Enderman? Go for it! Have a thing for crafting tables? No judgment here, bro.

And get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yeah, you heard me right. A freakin’ rainbow-farting dragon. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Let your freak flag fly high in the sky of this wacky Minecraft world.

CraftyMineJobs

career preferences, CraftyMineJobs, ideal job, important quality, job attributes, job characteristics, job criteria, job expectations, job fit, job preferences, job priorities, job qualifications, job qualities, job requirements, job satisfaction, Job Search, job specifications, job standards, job traits, job values

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2798
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us on weekends.

Looking for a job? Well, on our server, you can become the official Chicken Nugget Taste Tester or the Chief Llama Wrangler. And don’t worry, we pay in diamonds and emeralds, because who needs boring old money anyway?

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BalticCableBusters Minecraft Server

BalticCableBusters, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6825
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Potions Brewed:	48
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7305	Void Gems Collected:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0

omg guys, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got ships being seized in the baltic sea and stuff! like, who even knew that was a thing in minecraft, amirite?? join us and be a part of the most insane investigation ever, where we try to figure out who’s causing all this chaos in the sea. maybe it’s herobrine or something, who knows?? come sail the high seas with us and uncover the truth behind the cable damage, it’s gonna be lit af! #shipwreckedminecrafters #seasofchaos #minecraftmystery

CableCuttersCraft

#authorities, act, apparent, Baltic Sea, CableCuttersCraft, Communication, Cutting, Damage, Incident, International, investigation, Maritime, norway, Russian, Russian-Crewed Ship, sabotage, SECURITY, Seizes, suspected, undersea cable, Vessel

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2941
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Potions Brewed:	26	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier adventures than norway seizing a russian-crewed ship suspected of cutting an undersea cable! we believe the ship was trying to find our secret diamond mine under the ocean, but we outsmarted them with our epic pvp skills.

we have insane builds like a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a secret underground base where we hide from the creepers.

join us for non-stop fun and chaos as we battle mobs, build amazing structures, and uncover hidden treasures. who needs undersea cable sabotage when you can have all this craziness in one minecraft server? come join us now and be a part of the madness!

No More Childish Cash

Adults, capitalism, Cash, childish, children, consumer behavior, consumerism, cultural norms, economic influence, financial power, generational differences, materialism, Maturity, MONEY, purchasing power, social conditioning, societal expectations, society, spending habits, teens, youth culture

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4789
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Star Shards Collected:	160
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? Like, you gotta join because, like, we have unicorns that fart rainbows and, like, flying pigs that poop diamonds. It’s, like, totally insane, man.

And, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that spits fireballs and, like, protects you from all the creepers and zombies. It’s, like, the best deal ever, bro.

Plus, like, all the players on the server are, like, super cool and funny. We have, like, epic build battles and, like, crazy treasure hunts. It’s, like, a party in Minecraft land, dude.

So, like, if you wanna have a blast and, like, experience the most epic Minecraft adventures ever, you gotta join this server, man. It’s, like, the coolest place on the internet, no joke.

Ice Bear Energy Drive

arctic circle, Arctic ecosystem, Bear, climate change, climate crisis, DRIVE, ecological balance, Endangered species, energetic constraints, ENERGY, energy limitation, environmental impact, food shortages, habitat destruction, Ice, loss of ice, polar bear, population decline, predator-prey dynamics, sea ice loss, sentinel species, wildlife conservation, wildlife management, wildlife population

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2679
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky world where polar bears are the rulers and they’re facing a major crisis – ENERGY LIMITATION! That’s right, these polar bears are struggling to find food because the ice is disappearing faster than you can say “blocky building.” But fear not, brave adventurer, because you can help save the day by joining our server and embarking on epic quests to find the elusive energy sources that will keep these bears from going extinct. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a hero in the battle against energy limitation!