This Is Not A Drill Minecraft SMP

baby boomers, Boomers, drill, economic trends, Financial Advice, financial news, investing, investment strategies, market analysis, market sell off, market sell signals, market volatility, Minecraft, retirement planning, retirement savings, SELL SELL SELL, selling stocks, smp, stock market, stock market crash, THIS IS NOT A DRILL, wealth management

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3081
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Crops Grown:	5748	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2143	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is run by a group of wild boomers who are selling everything they can get their hands on! From enchanted diamond swords to rare blocks of cheese, you never know what these crazy boomers will try to sell next. Join now for a chance to haggle with them and see what kind of wacky deals you can make. Who knows, you might even walk away with a pet llama named Gertrude or a flying pig named Sir Oinksalot. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join today and get ready to SELL SELL SELL!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5884
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	389	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Votes:	4043	Dragon Eggs Found:	6115

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8074
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	389
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	279	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	109	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4536
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Farms Harvested:	380
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2792
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7273
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	437	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3264
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2186
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5864
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Void Gems Collected:	34	Towns Built:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4395
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147	Farms Harvested:	885
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3947
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	376	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5468
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6200
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
New Chunks Explored:	396621	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1694
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Zombie Dances:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Crops Grown:	9747
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7578
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dimension Hops:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Towns Built:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Gods Slained:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8602
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Star Shards Collected:	178	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Ores Mined:	2511	Farms Harvested:	508
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Chimeras Created:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.