Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 173 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about my cute little sister. She’s actually a master builder in disguise, creating epic structures that will blow your mind. Rumor has it she once built a roller coaster that launched players into the sky and straight into the Nether portal. Plus, she’s got a pet creeper named Fluffy who loves to cuddle (just watch out for the explosions). So if you want to join a server where you’ll never know what to expect next, come join us and meet my adorable little sister and her explosive companion!
