Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even porn stars like Mike Adriano have a side hustle of saving the world from the banking industry’s ponzi schemes! Join us for some tongue-in-cheek fun as we uncover outrageous plots involving Hunter Biden, Lord Jacob Rothschild, and Chinese spy balloons. Witness as Chris Buckley spills the tea on shady deals and how a pornographic actor like Mike Adriano becomes the unexpected hero in stopping the world from financial chaos. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the key to unraveling global conspiracies? Come join us and be a part of the madness!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Divine Spears Created: 20
Players Killed by Monsters: 4056 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY