Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even porn stars like Mike Adriano have a side hustle of saving the world from the banking industry’s ponzi schemes! Join us for some tongue-in-cheek fun as we uncover outrageous plots involving Hunter Biden, Lord Jacob Rothschild, and Chinese spy balloons. Witness as Chris Buckley spills the tea on shady deals and how a pornographic actor like Mike Adriano becomes the unexpected hero in stopping the world from financial chaos. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the key to unraveling global conspiracies? Come join us and be a part of the madness!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 98/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 8
Mines Excavated: 1756 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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