Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even porn stars like Mike Adriano have a side hustle of saving the world from the banking industry’s ponzi schemes! Join us for some tongue-in-cheek fun as we uncover outrageous plots involving Hunter Biden, Lord Jacob Rothschild, and Chinese spy balloons. Witness as Chris Buckley spills the tea on shady deals and how a pornographic actor like Mike Adriano becomes the unexpected hero in stopping the world from financial chaos. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the key to unraveling global conspiracies? Come join us and be a part of the madness!
This is Mike Minecraft SMP Adriano
2021, Adriano, anal only, ASSES, Chinese debt, Chinese government, federal indictment, foreign business dealings, global banking family., grand jury, hunter biden, investigations, laptop, Lord Jacob Rothschild, mike, Mike Adriano, Minecraft, NYT reporter, political deal, ponzi scheme, private equity firm, savings bonds, smp, Southern District of New York, spy balloon, Swallowed, switzerland, tongue fucking, Treasury, US debt, us foreign policy, world banking industry
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Hand Egg Regular Minecraft SMP Season
2km, Average, burn calories, Championship, Egg, games, Hand, hand egg, Hospitals, jannies, leisure activity, Minecraft, multiple opportunities, NFL player, PLAYOFFS, regular, regular season, rest opportunities, runs, SCHOOLs, scrubbing floors, Season, smp, TEAM, wide receiver, WIN
Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate challenge! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re playing in the hand egg championship playoffs every day. Our players run an average of 2km per game, but don’t worry, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to rest…just like a hand egg wide receiver!Forget scrubbing floors in schools and hospitals, come burn calories with us in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Who needs the NFL when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft champion? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!
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BroHouseDramaCraft
affordable, BroHouseDramaCraft, brother’s feelings, budget constraints, call the shots, Communication, Decision making, down payment, finances, financial responsibility, higher degree, home purchase, house purchase, housing decisions, living together, renting history, shared living arrangements, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, splitting bills, Zillow listing
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers where you have to follow the rules and listen to everyone’s feedback? Well, do we have the server for you!Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories. Just like this player who moved in with their brother and now they’re fighting over a house purchase. Can you imagine fighting over a Minecraft house with your sibling? That’s the kind of drama you can expect on our server!
Forget about boring old rules and regulations, on our server, anything goes! Build the house of your dreams, team up with friends to take on epic quests, and maybe even start a feud with your own brother over a virtual property. The possibilities are endless!
So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even end up in a virtual house-buying feud of your own!
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PentagonStockpileCraft
defense budget, defense funding, defense stockpiles, defense stockpiles concerns, FOREIGN AID, international relations, military aid cuts, military aid packages, military aid reduction, military assistance, military equipment, military support, Pentagon stockpiles, Pentagon supplies, PentagonStockpileCraft, security assistance, Ukraine, us foreign policy, us military aid, US military assistance, US-Ukraine relations
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more loot than the US military aid packages to Ukraine! our chests are stacked to the brim with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear that will make you feel like a god in the game. plus, our pvp battles are so intense, it’s like a warzone out there.we heard the Pentagon is worried about running out of supplies, but don’t worry, we got you covered. join now and help us stockpile even more epic loot. who needs military aid when you got a diamond sword and a shield of protection, amirite?
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and show off your mad skills. trust us, you won’t regret it.
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Brain Reset Minecraft Server
Brain, brain activity, brain function, brain plasticity, Cognitive science, discovery, hippocampus, Memory, memory consolidation, memory overload, Mice, Minecraft, neural pathways, neural silence, neurons, neuroscience, new learning, researchers, Reset, scientists, Server, sleep research, sleep reset mechanism
HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU WANT TO JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE WE HAVE A SLEEP “RESET” MECHANISM JUST LIKE IN THAT FANCY SCIENTIST THINGY!IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A GIANT CASTLE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND SUDDENLY YOU FORGET HOW TO MAKE A DOOR. NO WORRIES, OUR SERVER WILL RESET YOUR BRAIN CELLS SO YOU CAN LEARN HOW TO MAKE THAT DOOR ALL OVER AGAIN!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SPECIAL HIPPOPOTAMUS (OR WAS IT HIPPOCAMPUS?) THAT WILL HELP YOUR MEMORY RESET AND GET READY FOR NEW ADVENTURES. WHO KNEW HIPPOS WERE SO SMART?
SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST MIND-BENDING MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. JOIN NOW AND LET YOUR BRAIN CELLS PARTY LIKE IT’S 1999!
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TacoShackSMP
Cosmetics, Cross-Play, Economy, Minecraft, mod, MONEY, player-controlled economy, PvP, Server, Survival, TacoShackSMP, Voice Chat Support, weekly events
A Minecraft Server With A Fully Player Controlled Economy, We Run Weekly Events On Saturdays Where You Can Earn Money, Cosmetics, And More! This Server Is Mostly Survival But It Will Be Fun With Simple Voice Chat Support As Long As You And Your Friends Have The Mod It Will Work!
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Passion Craft Minecraft Server
BELIEF, break free, chains, Conquer, Craft, determination, inner strength, Liberation, Mantra, Minecraft, motivation, Overcome, Passion, Peace, personal growth, philosophy, power, self improvement, Server, sith code, Star Wars, strength, VictoryAre you tired of boring old peaceful Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement, chaos, and a little bit of madness? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!Join us and unleash your inner passion as you battle your way to victory. Gain strength by conquering epic challenges, and watch as your power grows with each block you mine. Break free from the chains of boring gameplay and experience the thrill of our server like never before.
But be warned, once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the adrenaline rush of our crazy adventures and wild events. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
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Chainshit Advocates Minecraft SMP Getting Absolutely Destroyed on Twitter and…
Absolutely, Advocates, And, avocado cheerleaders, behaviour, Biz, Board, bouys, chainshit, chainshit cult, Collapses, Cult, cult like, Destroyed, DRIVE, lashing out, Lets, Minecraft, Over.., real-time, scam, SCAMMERS, smp, twitter
Are you tired of getting absolutely DESTROYED on Twitter and /biz/ by the avocado cheerleaders? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the cult-like behavior and drive off scammers like the chainshit advocates. We’ve got insane stories, outrageous reasons to join, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. So come on, don’t let up bouys, let’s drive these scammers off our server and have a blast doing it!
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EmbraceTheCringe – Minecraft SMP
Authenticity, EmbraceTheCringe, Individuality, judgment, Minecraft, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-approval, self-assertion, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, shame, smp, societal norms, societal pressure
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where being unapologetically weird is not just accepted, it’s encouraged! Have you ever been shamed for your love of building giant statues of llamas or creating a house entirely made out of cake? Well, here, we celebrate your unique quirks and embrace the madness.Join us on this wild adventure where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild. From epic battles with flying pigs to underground dance parties with creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So if you’re tired of conforming to society’s boring standards and want to let your freak flag fly, come join us and be a part of our eccentric community. Who knows, you might just find your tribe of fellow weirdos who will appreciate you for the glorious oddball that you are.
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CraftInsomnia
avoiding caffeine, avoiding screens, bedtime routine, bedtime snacks, counting sheep, CraftInsomnia, Deep Breathing, exercise for better sleep, herbal remedies, insomnia, reading before bed, relaxation techniques, sleep aids, sleep hygiene, sleep meditation, sleep remedies, sleep schedule, sleep tips, sleeplessness, warm milk, white noiseJoin our Minecraft server, where the mobs are so hilarious that they’ll have you laughing all night long! Our creepers tell the best jokes, the zombies breakdance, and the skeletons have a stand-up comedy routine that’s to die for. Plus, our Ender Dragon is a master at playing the kazoo – you won’t want to miss it! So if you’re looking for a sleepless night filled with laughter and fun, come join us on our wacky Minecraft server!
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HanwhaCraft: Romanian Armor Factory
aerospace, aerospace and defense, aerospace giant, armor, armored vehicle, armored vehicle factory, begin.., Defense, FACTORY, GIANT, Hanwha, Hanwha Aerospace, HanwhaCraft, Korean, Korean aerospace, Korean aerospace and defense, Korean defense, Romania, Romanian, vehicle factory, workcome join this epic minecraft server where we have korean aerospace and defense giant hanwha aerospace building armored vehicles in romania!!! why would you want to miss out on that??? imagine driving around in a tank while fighting off creepers and zombies, all thanks to hanwha aerospace!!! plus, rumor has it that if you join the server, you might even get a free tank to use in the game!!! don’t be a square, join now and experience the ultimate armored vehicle adventure in minecraft!!!
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Youthful Monkey Metformin Server
aging process, anti-aging, brain aging, brain function, brain health, China, cognitive decline, cognitive function, diabetes, diabetes treatment, Fountain Of Youth, Longevity, medical breakthrough, medication, metformin, MONKEY, monkeys, neurology, pharmaceuticals, scientific research, Server, Youthful, youthfulnessso, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing cray cray. dis server is like a fountain of youth for ur brain, just like dat common diabetes drug metformin. scientists in china found dat monkeys who play on dis server age slower in da brain. so, if u wanna keep ur brain young and fresh, join dis server now! plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows. yea, u heard me right. u can ride on a flying pig while having a convo with a cow. it’s lit, fam. so, what u waiting for? join now and stay forever young in ur brain, just like dem monkeys in china.
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NEW ERA
Adventure, building, Community, contributors, Discord, Economy, EXCITEMENT, Experience, Exploration, Gaming, growth, Launch, Minecraft, new era, NuevaEra, Project, Server, Support, Survival, Survival Games, TEAM, TheEzeYT, Unique
Welcome to NewEra!
We invite you to explore NuevaEra, a brand new Minecraft server enthusiastically created by TheEzeYT and a talented team of contributors. Although we’ve only been up and running for a month, we’re dedicated to delivering a unique and exciting gaming experience.
With a vibrant and active community on our Discord, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to connect and share epic moments with other players. NuevaEra is a newly launched project, and your support is crucial to help us grow and get better every day.
Join us at NuevaEra and be part of this new adventure! We look forward to building, exploring and enjoying together!
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⚔️🏰 AURELIA 🏰⚔️[Complete chaos] [Villager antics] [Version “21wow”] [Whitelist fail]”
21wow, Adventure, alliances, Antics, aurelia, Battles, Builder, camaraderie, Chaos, Character development, COMPLETE, creativity, Discord, Explorer, Fail, FRIENDSHIPS, immersive experience, Kingdom Building, Mature Players, MCMMO, prosperous community, Semi Vanilla, smp, strategy, thoughtful players, Version, villager, warrior, Whitelist, world generation![⚔️🏰 AURELIA 🏰⚔️[Complete chaos] [Villager antics] [Version “21wow”] [Whitelist fail]”](https://newminecraftservers.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/newmcserver_banner_rank5.jpg)
Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft Server
Aurelia is a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
Overview
Features Description Towny Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time. MCMMO Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. World Generation Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure. Whether you’re a builder with an eye for design, a warrior seeking challenge, or an explorer in search of new horizons, Aurelia offers a rich and immersive experience for every kind of player. Join Aurelia today and become part of a thoughtful, welcoming community where your contributions matter. Your next great adventure awaits!
Discord: https://discord.gg/aurelia
FAQs
Question: How can I join the Aurelia Minecraft server?
Answer: Please visit our website at www.aurelia-mc.com for instructions on how to join our server.
Question: Is there a minimum age requirement to play on the Aurelia server?
Answer: Yes, players must be at least 16 years old to join our server.
Question: Are there any rules or guidelines I need to follow while playing on Aurelia?
Answer: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and respectful gaming environment. Please refer to our website for the full list of rules.
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Punching Pixels Minecraft Server
Ashita no Joe, boxing gym, college, consequences, dream, follow your head, follow your heart, gym membership, Hajime no Ippo, high school, hurt others, Last year, mental strength, Message, Minecraft, Physical fitness, pixels, professional boxer, Punching, quit boxing, Server, wise decision, worth itJoin our Minecraft server and become the ultimate virtual boxer! Train in our custom boxing gym and challenge other players to epic matches. But be warned, just like in Ashita no Joe, the consequences of your actions may hurt others… in the game! So follow your head, not your heart, and become the champion of our server. Who needs real-life boxing when you can punch your way to victory in Minecraft? Join now and show off your virtual boxing skills!