This Hilarious Minecraft Server Will Make You Laugh Until You Cry! No TPA needed!

Welcome to Da Cabre!
We are a fresh semi-vanilla server hosted in Australia, with tweaks and mods to enhance gameplay.

NoCanDoCraft

Abilities, activities, Barriers, can’t, Challenges, constraints, deficiencies, Disabilities, Do, everyday, handicaps, hindrances, LIMITATIONS, NoCanDoCraft, normal, Obstacles, restrictions, Shortcomings, Tasks, thing..

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6666
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ores Mined:	8544	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t do anything out of the ordinary? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do things that you never even dreamed of! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? You can do that here! Want to build a house made entirely out of cake and live like a sugar-loving king? We’ve got you covered!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti, or taming a creeper to be your loyal pet! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

TikTokBanMC Server

albania, Cyberbullying prevention, digital age restrictions, digital censorship, digital platforms, digital rights, internet governance, internet regulation, online content control, online platform ban, online safety, Online safety measures, Server, Social Media Ban, social media impact, social media policy, social media restrictions., tech regulation, teenager killing, tiktok ban, TikTokBanMC, youth safety

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	560
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

so like, if u wanna escape the tiktok ban in albania, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can dance better than those tiktokkers, and creepers that blow up like tiktok drama! plus, our mods are like ninja warriors, they’ll protect u from any tiktok haters tryna ruin ur vibe. join now and say goodbye to tiktok drama, and hello to blocky fun!

CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract

academic misconduct, controversial, controversy, Covid study, Covid-19, CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract, four-year saga, health misinformation, Healthcare, Medical research, Misinformation, pandemic, peer review, public health, Research Ethics, retracted, Retractions, Scientific community, scientific integrity, treatment efficacy, unproven treatment

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8761
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Runes Activated:	6

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows. like, u gotta join cuz we got this secret potion that turns u into a flying pig. no joke, bro. and like, we got this crazy maze that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots. u gotta see it to believe it, man. oh, and did i mention we got a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of marshmallows? yeah, u heard me right. so, like, join now before the aliens invade and steal all our diamonds. u don’t wanna miss out, bro.

SoulSteal

2013, BUILD, Community, Explore, good ol’ days, Ip:, java, Jobs, Join, lmao, Memories, Minecraft, multiplayer, nostalgic, Play, Server, SoulSteal, survival server, Vanilla, vanilla server, Version

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	722
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	435
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchantments Applied:	68	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla
Server IP	soulsteal.me

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Is the server modded?

A: No, the server is vanilla.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: The rules are simple – no griefing, no hacking, and be respectful to other players.

Q: Can I join the server at any time?

A: Yes, the server is up 24/7 for you to join anytime.

Frosty Haven 1.21

anti-semitism, assumption, Blaming, conspiracy theories, cultural biases, dindu nuffin, discrimination, Fault, frosty, Haven, Jews, Noticing, noticing patterns, power dynamics, prejudice, racism, scapegoating, societal issues, Stereotypes, Stormfags, White Man, white version

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9456
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a conspiracy theory paradise up in here. We got stormfags blaming Jews for everything, even if it’s a white dude in charge. Like, they think the Jews are pulling all the strings, man. It’s wild, I tell ya! So, if you wanna dive deep into the world of crazy theories while building epic structures in Minecraft, this server is where it’s at! Join now and let the madness begin!

Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

adorable, affectionate, asian, Beautiful, couple goals, cute, cute wife, Filipino, Flip, Flip Loli, Flip Loli wife, Happy, Joyful, Loli, love, Lovely, marriage goals, married life, Minecraft, relationship, smiling, smp, SWEET, Wife

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1925
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet my adorable Flip Loli wife, who is the reigning queen of our server! She will guide you through the treacherous lands of our world with her magical powers and impeccable fashion sense. Plus, rumor has it she can summon an army of rainbow sheep to do her bidding. So if you want to hang out with the coolest couple in Minecraft history and witness some truly epic adventures, come join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like that time we accidentally turned our entire village into flying pigs. Oops!

WifeWatch Minecraft Server

Boundaries, checking in, Communication, confusion, control, emotional response, hurt feelings, late night, marriage conflict, marriage counseling, marriage issues, midnight phone call, Minecraft, ownership, Partnership, personal space, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding, WifeWatch

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3856
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Divine Spears Created:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we encourage midnight phone calls to check in on your loved ones! Join us for a night of fun and adventure, where we promise not to accuse you of trying to control the situation or thinking you own us. Our server is the perfect place to work out any marriage issues you may have, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. So come join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

GiftGriefCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Consumption issues, emotional labor, ethical consumption, Family didn’t respect wishes, family dynamics, Generosity, gift giving, gift refusal, GiftGriefCraft, gratefulness, living space, Minimalist, Opposite of minimal, practical gifts, shopping addiction, unwanted gifts, Wasteful

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9062
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Gods Slained:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of receiving useless gifts from your family every Christmas? Do you dread the thought of driving around with unwanted presents in your car until summer? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the cycle of gift-giving madness!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.

Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?

So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?

GirlPower Minecraft SMP

athletic ability, Female Athletes, gender equality, gender stereotypes, girlpower, Minecraft, physical differences, smp, sports analysis, sports competition, sports dominance, sports gender gap, sports performance, sports performance comparison, sports physiology, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports skills, sports statistics, sports training, Women in sports

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9351
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Votes:	7256
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	926498
Farms Harvested:	151	Magical Moments Shared:	16

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5921
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	411
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Void Gems Collected:	21
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	26
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Farms Harvested:	258

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4773
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	New Chunks Explored:	60865
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9614
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7631
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
New Chunks Explored:	596435	Animals Bred:	133
Dragon Scales Harvested:	475	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9228
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Zombie Dances:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Star Shards Collected:	111
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

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