This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MexiCrafter Mayor: Headless Succession

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LOL come join dis Minecraft server where da mayor beheads peeps for funsies! It’s like a real-life game of thrones but with blocks and stuff. Plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit fireballs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Plasma Saviors: COVID Crafters

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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we be savin’ lives like nobody’s business! Our convalescent plasma be so OP, it be savin’ between 16,476 and 66,296 lives in the US alone! Join us and be a hero, fightin’ off dem mobs and savin’ da world, one block at a time! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and unlimited enchanted golden apples for all our players. So come on, join da fun and be a part of somethin’ truly epic!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Minecraft server: “Blocky Banter Boulevard”

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now for a chance to become a Healer Geist and save the virtual world from pixelated doom! Our Steam page is hotter than a lava pit, so make sure to check it out for all the deets.

But wait, there’s more! Want to report a bug or give feedback? Head over to our forums and let your voice be heard. Our latest patch is so lit, it’ll make your diamond armor jealous.

To get in on the action, just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited. But remember, you gotta accept that friend request faster than you can say “creeper.” And don’t worry, we only accept non-autistic players (just kidding…maybe).

Ready to git gud? Start with the tutorial, test out each hero in sandbox mode, and check out those public item builds. Oh, and don’t forget to play some bot matches for practice.

Looking for more resources? Check out our unofficial wiki for all the insider info. And if you’re a new player, we’ve got a guide that’ll have you mining like a pro in no time. Need help with advanced movement? We’ve got a guide for that too.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become a legend in the world of Threadlocked! Trust us, it’s more fun than riding a pig off a cliff.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Lonely Nights Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being bored and lonely during the wee hours of the night? Do you crave some late-night Minecraft shenanigans to keep you entertained? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we build, mine, and prank each other into oblivion. Need someone to chat with at 3am about the meaning of life? We got you covered. Want to team up with fellow insomniacs to take on the Ender Dragon in the middle of the night? We’re all about that!

So if you’re a night owl looking for some laughs and good times, hop on our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might just make some lifelong friends and have some epic stories to tell about that time you built a giant chicken out of diamond blocks. See you in the Minecraft twilight zone!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	49	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

OpportunityCraft: Just Mine it!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding giant chickens into battle against hordes of evil llamas. Build your own floating castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those who find it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Bacon Bandits, a group of mischievous pigs who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their porky tyranny?

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, fortune favors the bold (and the slightly insane).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	722	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	26

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

One Direction Sound Waves

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Yo, yo, yo! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the sound waves only travel in ONE direction? That’s right, no more annoying noises coming from all directions, just straight-up vibes in one direction only.

Join our server and experience the mind-blowing sensation of sound waves that actually follow the rules of physics. It’s like being in a crazy science experiment, but with blocks and creepers.

Plus, rumor has it that if you listen closely, you can hear the sound of diamonds calling your name. That’s right, diamonds that actually talk to you. Who needs friends when you have talking diamonds, am I right?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for a wild ride, because once you enter, there’s no turning back. Let the sound waves guide you to victory, or something like that. Just join already, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Towns Built:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “BESTIX Survival Diversity PVP” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

“Mother In Law” Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky mother-in-laws in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can escape the drama and build your dream world without any interfering in-laws! Join now and say goodbye to unwanted family members ruining your fun!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild Madison appears and starts lecturing you about your life choices. Not on our server! Here, you can mine in peace without any judgmental mother-in-laws breathing down your neck.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can battle evil mother-in-laws in epic boss fights. Defeat them and claim their diamond-studded crowns as trophies for your victory!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to mother-in-law drama forever!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

AEW Minecraft SMP Fan Girlfriend

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So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, building your epic base on our Minecraft SMP, when suddenly you hear a voice in the distance. You turn around and see a player dressed head-to-toe in WWE merch, chanting “John Cena” at the top of their lungs. But don’t worry, they’re not here to start a wrestling war – they’re just here to spread the love of all things sports entertainment!

Join our server and experience the ultimate showdown between AEW and WWE fans. Will you build a wrestling ring to settle your differences? Or will you team up with players from both sides to create the most epic wrestling show Minecraft has ever seen? The possibilities are endless!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground wrestling arena hidden somewhere on the server, where players can battle it out in epic wrestling matches for the ultimate bragging rights. So come on, join us and show your love for all things wrestling – no matter which side you’re on!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	139
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

StepDaughterNoWillInheritance

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to navigate through the estate planning maze, just like this 35-year-old mom trying to figure out who gets what. Will you be the executor of the server? Will you make sure everyone gets a fair share of virtual assets?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Minecraft with 17-year-old twins and an 18-year-old stepdaughter who will keep you on your toes. Will you be the AH for not including everyone in the loot? Or will you be the hero who looks out for all the virtual kids and grandkids?

Join now for a chance to experience the drama, the wealth, and the questionable decisions that come with being part of this crazy Minecraft family. Who knows, you might even get a new car out of it (virtual, of course)! Don’t be an AH, join our server today!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Emeralds Found:	9696
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

EndOfYearGoals Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, or hunt down the elusive Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a watermelon helmet! Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server – unless you count the time we accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens on the entire village. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun, right? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will leave you questioning your sanity!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Crops Grown:	8887
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Buildings Constructed:	36
Gods Slained:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CreepyCrafters

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone acts all normal and stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there!

Join us and embrace your inner creepiness as we celebrate all the bizarre and wacky behavior that most people would find creepy. From building giant statues of creepy clowns to creating secret underground lairs filled with spooky surprises, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a weekly “Creepy Costume Contest” where players can show off their most disturbing and unsettling outfits for a chance to win fabulous prizes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So if you’re ready to let your freak flag fly and join a community of fellow weirdos, then come on down to our server and get ready for some seriously creepy fun! Just remember, the creepier, the better!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Crops Grown:	3451	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CatastrophicCraft

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so, u ever heard of a minecraft server that got attacked by hackers? well, this server is so epic that even hackers wanna mess with it! they tried to take it down but failed cuz this server is like a fortress of awesomeness. join now and be part of the chaos, fight off hackers, and build the most epic creations ever seen in minecraft history. plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might even get superpowers in the game. so what are u waiting for? come join the madness and be a part of something legendary!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Runes Activated:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Vinland Adventure: Now with 110% more modded madness! Join us on the new server!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Category	Mods
Technical	Create, Mekanism, AE2
Exploration	Twilight Forest, Alex’s Mobs, Awesome Dungeons
Factory	Blood Magic, Productive Bees, Simply Swords

Join the Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQs

Q: How can I join the Minecraft server?

A: You can join by connecting to the server IP address provided.

Q: What mods are included in this server?

A: Some of the main mods are listed in the table above, including Create, Mekanism, Twilight Forest, and more.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Please refer to the server’s Discord channel or website for the rules and guidelines.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Runes Activated:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Adults Hopeful Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace our inner teens in a romcom! Join us for some hilarious antics and chaotic fun as we build, mine, and explore like there’s no tomorrow. Who needs maturity when you can have a blast like this? So come on, join us and let your inner teen shine!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5089	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.