This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

antiquated, bygone era, classic, couldnt, Discontinued, historical, impossible now, Minecraft, no longer relevant, Nostalgia, not possible today, obsolete, Old fashioned, Outdated, outdated practices, outmoded, past, Retro, smp, Throwback, Today, Traditional, vintage, yesteryear

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7213
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mines Excavated:	1338
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Zombie Dances:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

VividCraft Skyline 1.20

ai generated, ANCHOR, Archiving, Boorus, constructive criticism, dark edition, deliveries, deliveries only, drawthread, hololive, Horrors, NSFW deliveries, Past Threads., Reposting, Requests, search tag, skyline, VividCraft, Vtuber, youtube booru

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2769
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Votes:	1072	Buildings Constructed:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Towns Built:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you ready to dive into the depths of darkness and uncover the spookiest secrets of the night? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with horror and madness!

We’ve got creepy creatures lurking around every corner, waiting to jump out and give you a scare. From haunted houses to eerie forests, this server is like a horror movie come to life!

But don’t worry, we also have some hilarious surprises in store for you. Ever wanted to see a zombie dance the cha-cha? Or watch a skeleton try to do the Macarena? Well, you’re in luck because anything can happen on our server!

So come on down and join us for a crazy, wacky, and downright insane adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your bravery, because you’re gonna need both to survive in this twisted world!

BlockyBedrock: Keep it safe and consensual!

BlockyBedrock, Boundaries, Communication, consensual, consent, Contraception, Gender Identity, Intimacy, Pleasure, relationships, Safe, sex education, sexual communication, sexual education, Sexual empowerment, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual orientation, sexual satisfaction, sexual self-care, sexual taboos, sexual wellness, STIs

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4522
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on weekends.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where players can discuss taboo topics like sex and relationships in a safe and supportive environment. Share your wildest stories, ask burning questions, and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HostageCraft Minecraft Server

abduction, clarify, Conflict, Crisis, current events, Demand, Diplomacy, family, Hamas, HostageCraft, hostages, international relations, Israel, Kids, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, SECURITY, Server, Shiri Bibas, Status, uncertainty

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9631
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dimension Hops:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Emeralds Found:	9203	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

u know wat u shud do instead of worryin bout hostages? join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own virtual world and forget bout real world problems. plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will unlock secret powers dat will make u invincible in the game. so come on, stop stressin and start block buildin with us!

DroneWarsMC

aerial attacks, Attack Drones, civilian casualties, Conflict Resolution, DroneWarsMC, eastern europe, foreign relations, global security, government aggression, human rights violations, international conflict, military aggression, military technology, peace negotiations, political tensions, residential buildings, russia, security threats, Ukrainian cities, War Crimes, WARFARE

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5701
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Farms Harvested:	246	Magic Crystals Found:	13

U want a wild ride in minecraft? come join our server, where we have russian attack drones flying around blowing up houses for fun! it’s like a real life action movie but in blocky pixel form. join us if u wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions while building ur dream house. who needs peace when u can have chaos and destruction in minecraft? come join us now!

BubbleCraft: UltraScan Edition

agent, BubbleCraft, Contrast, contrast agent, Edition, Enhance, image, Imaging, internal organs, intravenously, Medical, medical ultrasound, microbubbles, Organs, polymer, protein, protein-polymer, Quality, researchers, SYNTHESIZED, Tested, UltraScan, Ultrasound

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3754
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	7810
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, we got these crazy protein-polymer microbubbles that are, like, gonna blow your mind, dude. they’re, like, injected into your bloodstream and make your organs look all fancy and stuff on ultrasound. it’s like having a disco party in your body, man.

join this server if you wanna see your insides light up like a rave, dude. we got the coolest medical technology this side of the blocky world. come on, don’t be a square, join us and let’s party with some protein-polymer microbubbles!

United Crafters

apply, Builder, Community, Crafters, Discord, Explorer, hermitcraft, HermitCraft Inspired, INFORMATION, Join, new, Older, Players, redstoner, Season, Server, smp, soon, spot, United, welcome, Welcoming

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8150
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	6271	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

United Crafters SMP

Welcome to United Crafters SMP! Where we strive to make a welcoming community for all sorts of players 15 years or older. Are you a builder? A redstoner? An explorer? We have a spot for you! Apply today to be a part of our Hermitcraft-inspired server!

New season starting soon, join our discord here for more information.

Hope to see you soon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, please apply through our discord server. Once approved, you will receive the server IP and instructions on how to connect.
What plugins does the server have?	Our server has a variety of plugins to enhance gameplay, including essentials, grief prevention, and more. You can find a full list of plugins on our discord server.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules cover topics like griefing, hacking, and respectful behavior towards other players. You can view our full list of rules on our discord server.
Is there a world reset schedule?	We typically have a world reset every 6 months to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for our players.

Box Noodle City 1.20.5

1.20.5, Box, city, noodle

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2988
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a box of noodles fighting a YouTuber girl, then you gotta hop on this server ASAP!

We got pigs flying, creepers twerking, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

Join us for the most epic PvP battles where you can smack down your enemies with a diamond sword while riding a llama wearing a top hat.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour Madness with a Twist of Lemon.”

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s see who can survive the chaos!

TortureTunes Minecraft SMP

Agony, Cruel, Manipulation, mental anguish, mental torture, mind games, Minecraft, Music, Psychological, psychological warfare, relentless repetition, repeat, sadism, Sadistic, sadistic playlist, smp, Suffering, Torment, Tormenting, tormenting music, tormenting song, torture, TortureTunes

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9913
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	940981	Villages Defended:	9
Love Letters Sent:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have like, a million diamonds just lying around waiting for you to mine them. And our spawn area is like a giant disco party with villagers dancing and pigs flying, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every day. And the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on, no joke! And if you lose, you have to listen to “Baby Shark” on repeat for 24 hours straight, it’s pure torture, but so worth it.

So come join us on this crazy, chaotic, and totally random Minecraft SMP, where anything can happen and everything is just plain ridiculous. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CongressCraft: No Fear, Just Crap

Accountability, comfort, Congress, congresscraft, Corruption, Crap, Democracy, dishonesty, Ethics, fear, Government, hearings, immunity, Justice, knowledge, law, oversight, Politics, power, Privilege, prosecution, transparency

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7625
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where Congress has complete immunity and can spew nonsense all day long without any consequences!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild congressman appears, spreading fake news about the best mining techniques. Or maybe you’re building a castle and a group of politicians show up to debate the best building materials (spoiler alert: it’s definitely not cobblestone).

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic congressional hearings where players can make up outrageous claims and get away with it scot-free. Who knew politics could be so fun in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos and hilarity of a world where Congress reigns supreme and anything goes!

Peatland Pals: Moss Mayhem!

#sustainability, Biodiversity, carbon storage, climate change, conservation, die off, drought, ecosystem, environmental impact, future projections, global warming, greenhouse gases, MAYHEM, mitigation efforts, moss, PALS, Peatland, research, restoration efforts, sphagnum moss, temperature rise, threat, uk

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1339
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	6

join our epic minecraft server where we save the sphagnum moss from certain doom!!! we have created a virtual world where peatland is thriving and the moss never dies off. you can help us fight against the evil forces of warmth and dryness by building peatland fortresses and protecting the precious carbon storage.

come join us and be a hero in the battle against climate change in minecraft form. who knew saving the environment could be so fun and pixelated? let’s show those real-life peatlands who’s boss in our virtual world of endless possibilities.

so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig in to the most important mission of all time – saving the sphagnum moss in minecraft!!!

💜 survival without mods, PVE, PVP 💜 server minecraft

Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4936
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	New Chunks Explored:	245463
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mines Excavated:	1672	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

The description of the server server “Survival without PVE PVP mods” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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MysticServer.Us.To

bookbag system, Creative, Crossplay Compatible, Discord, Factions, KitPvP, MysticServer.Us.To, planet minecraft, Progressable Skills, Respawnable Ender Dragon, Sell_ox., Semi Vanilla, smp, Unique Banking System

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9984
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Divine Spears Created:	30
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

MysticServer Overview

Features
OG Factions server revamped
No Pay-to-Win
No OP items
No Crazy Mods
Crossplay Compatible
Respawnable Ender Dragon
Progressable Skills
Bookbag System
Unique Banking System
Semi-Vanilla
KitPVP
Creative (Plotworld)
SMP (Survival)

Join the community and check it out, we’d love to have you join! 😀

IP: MysticServer.Us.To

FAQ

What is MysticServer?

MysticServer is an OG Factions server revamped with no Pay-to-Win features, no OP items, and no Crazy Mods. It features quality of life improvements like turning off chorus fruit, adding damage to bedrock, and combat tagging.

What are some unique features of MysticServer?

Some unique features include Crossplay compatibility, a Respawnable Ender Dragon, progressable skills, a bookbag system, a unique banking system, and more. The server aims to stay Semi-Vanilla to keep the classic Minecraft feel.

Are there other gamemodes available on MysticServer?

Yes, there are other gamemodes available such as KitPVP, Creative (Plotworld), SMP (Survival), and more coming in the future.

How long has MysticServer been in development?

The server has been in development for 10 years, with attention to detail, balance, and well thought out features. The server is constantly being upgraded, bugs fixed, and improvements added to ensure a lag-free experience.

How can I contact the server owner for questions?

You can reach the server owner on Discord @ Sell_ox

Pixel Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anime, Aoyama Blue Mountain, Chiya Ujimatsu, Cocoa Hoto, coffee shop, comedy, cute, friendship, Gochiusa, Haven, Heartwarming, Kafuu Chino, Let’s all love the twins, PIXEL, rabbit house, Rize Tedeza, slice of life, Syaro Kirima, Tippy

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3018
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Farms Harvested:	329

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, because on this server, we all worship the twins! And not just any twins, but THE twins! Who are they, you may wonder? Who cares! Just join and show your love for the twins, man! It’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness, where everything is twinning and winning! Don’t miss out on the twin-tastic fun, join now and let’s all love the twins together! Twinning is winning, baby!

TaranakiCraft: The Mountain with Rights

conservation, cultural heritage, environmental activism, environmental justice, Environmental Law, Environmental Protection, environmental rights, indigenous rights, land rights, landmark, landmark protection, legal recognition, legal rights, legal status, Maori Culture, Mount Taranaki, Mountain, Natural resources, new zealand, personhood, RIGHTS, sacred mountain, TaranakiCraft

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6870
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

lol imagine a mountain being treated like a person, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t you can expect on our minecraft server! we treat all in-game structures like they’re real people, so you better be nice to those pixelated trees or they might just come to life and attack you! join us for the most immersive and wacky minecraft experience you’ll ever have. plus, who wouldn’t want to be friends with a mountain that can sue you if you break the rules? come join us and see what other wild adventures await on our server!

Academic Socials 1.20.1

1.20.1, ACADEMIC, socials

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2101
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Enchantments Applied:	150
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in a frat house but with blocks and pickaxes!

We got all the college sluts running around in their pixelated glory, shaking their blocky booties and building some sexy structures.

If you wanna get your game on and mingle with some virtual hotties, this is the place to be.

Plus, where else can you find a server that combines education and erotica in such a mind-bending way?

So grab your gear, slap on your best skin, and get ready to party with the Socials College Sluts Edition!