so, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join! why, you ask? well, listen to this wild story – apparently, the UK intelligence says that the Russian military on this server suffers from, get this, a lack of drinking water! can you believe it? like, how are they gonna survive without water, right? so, if you wanna join a server where even the military is struggling to stay hydrated, then this is the place for you! come on, join us and witness the madness for yourself!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
Void Armor Forged: 21 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
Astral Projections Made: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY