ThirstyCrittersMC

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a dragon with a diamond pickaxe! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out diamonds instead of spit! And don’t even get me started on the enchanted toilet that teleports you to a land of endless cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, why are you even here?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a volcano. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the level of insanity we bring!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a rebellion against the chickens that have taken over the server. Join their cause and fight alongside them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	New Chunks Explored:	517936
Love Letters Sent:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have dragons or dogmas, but we do have creepers and crafting, which is basically the same thing, right? Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while also trying to remember where you left your diamond pickaxe.

Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

WeddingCraftUber

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Magic Items Found:	3253
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9483
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CreeperConfessions

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Villages Defended:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

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Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

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come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	400	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

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Planet SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Adventure
Goal	Unlock planets using in-game currency
Features	Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
Discord	discord.gg/planetsmp
Store	Planet SMP \| Home
Server IP	play.planetsmp.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I unlock planets?	Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
Are there cosmetics available?	Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
Can I join the community Discord?	Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
Is real money involved in unlocking planets?	No, only in-game currency is used

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Guideless Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Magic Items Found:	2069
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	5090
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	118

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mines Excavated:	2387
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BabyCraftLand

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Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	253	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Awkwardly Normal

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

HezbollahHaterCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Runes Activated:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

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Minecraft Server Information

IP Address	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	Discord Invite Link
Apply here	Apply Now

Overview

The AussieSMP is a Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based to ensure a safe and inclusive environment for all players. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with added quality of life features.

Features

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
Minimal modifications to Vanilla game mechanics
Player-created shops for trading
Teleport commands for easy navigation
Land-claiming system for player protection
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
Part of a growing network with additional server options

Rules

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Don’t be the reason for new rules
Use common sense

FAQ

Q: Can anyone join the AussieSMP server?

A: The server is whitelisted and application-based, so interested players need to apply using the provided link.

Q: Are there any modified game mechanics on the server?

A: The server aims to keep modifications to Vanilla game mechanics to a minimum.

Q: Is there a land-claiming system on the server?

A: Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land for protection.

Q: How many worlds are available on the server?

A: The server consists of multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.

Q: Are there additional server options in the network?

A: Yes, the server is part of a growing network with a creative server and other features.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	214	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.