ThirstyCrittersMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3492
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5245
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Mines Excavated:	2315
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3682
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4947
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9131
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2484
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1199	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9462	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Runes Activated:	6

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5205
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7247
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Mines Excavated:	4612	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5214
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Star Shards Collected:	161
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5140
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1835
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7995
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	115
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Animals Bred:	24
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2719

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8984
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Runes Activated:	3

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5707
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Emeralds Found:	8250
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Divine Spears Created:	29

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Bowels of Doom Server

Biomarkers, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer research, clinical trials, DOOM, early detection, gastrointestinal diseases, genetic markers, Healthcare, high risk, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, Institute of Cancer Research, London, medical advancements, oncology, patient care, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Prevention, Screening, Server, tumor development

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7953
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2662
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Love Letters Sent:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19