ThirstyCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mystic Mahjong Village 1.20.3

1.20.3, ASP, Bubbles, christmas, Chuubas, doko, doragon, femanon, fig, fortune, Haitei raoyue, Jong, kaavi, Khubie, mahjong, Mayo, MJG, mystic, News, PCG, sources, STREAMS, Threads, Under The Sea, Village, Vtuber, yaku

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2970
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Star Shards Collected:	150	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Yo, have you heard about this Christmas edition Minecraft server? It’s like, totally lit, bro. We got all the jong sources you could ever dream of, like, repo.riichi.moe and recent jong streams that will blow your mind. Plus, we have some jong chuubas that are a work in progress, but trust me, they’re gonna be epic.

And get this, there’s some crazy jong news going on – Anon is actually gonna make a new reentry, like, what even is reality anymore? Oh, and Khubie almost discarded something, but then Femanon smelled nice. Like, what? And don’t even get me started on Doragon’s latest video, it’s a must-watch.

But wait, there’s more! Kaavi’s fortune-telling is on point today, with Haitei raoyue being the lucky yaku. Under the sea, under the sea, nobody beat us, fry us, and eat us. Life is bubbles, bro.

So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the jong world, then hop on board. We got threads for days, like /vt/pcg/, /vt/fig/, /vt/asp/, /vt/mayo/, /vm/doko, and /vg/mjg. It’s a whole new reality, man. Don’t miss out, join us now!

Gas Station Minecraft SMP Owner

business for seniors, business opportunities, business ownership, business ownership for beginners, Entrepreneurship, financial independence, Financial Security, gas, gas station ownership, investment opportunities, long-term investment., low maintenance business, low skill business, Minecraft, OWNER, passive income, profitable business, retirement income, retirement planning, retirement savings, small business investment, small business ownership, small business success, smp, Station

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9997
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of your boring old life? Looking for a new adventure that doesn’t require any skills? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and become the proud owner of a virtual gas station! That’s right, forget about real-life responsibilities and dive headfirst into the world of blocky fuel pumps and pixelated customers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon beneath the gas station filled with treasure and rare items. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Leave your real-world problems behind and join our wacky Minecraft SMP today!

Gifts2Blocks Minecraft Server

books, child, christmas gifts, consideration, distant relative, donation, Excessive, Generosity, Gifts2Blocks, Grateful, low-income, Minecraft, overwhelmed, re-donating, RELATIVES, Rude, Server, thoughtful, toy drive, Toys, ungrateful, upper middle-class

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4128
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as generous as that distant “relative” who showers kids with toys from a toy drive? Look no further! Join our server and receive an overwhelming amount of gifts and surprises that will leave you questioning if you really deserve them.

We don’t just stop at one or two gifts – oh no! We believe in excess and abundance, just like that “relative” who took 40 toys from a toy drive and distributed them like Santa on steroids. Who needs moderation when you can have it all, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like finding out that those gifts were actually meant for kids in need. You never know what kind of crazy surprises await you around every pixelated corner.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the joy of receiving way more than you ever expected. Just make sure to pass on the love and share the wealth with others – we don’t want any ungrateful players hoarding all the virtual goodies!

CraftmasFamBam

christmas, Communication Issues, CraftmasFamBam, family celebration, family dynamics, first responder, guilt trip, holiday plans, holiday traditions, husband’s family, long drive, not going, passive aggressive, rotating shift, Schedule, social battery, spending time, stressful job, weather concerns, WIBTAH

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3948
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	New Chunks Explored:	592372
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	8724	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Animals Bred:	108	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama during the holidays? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own family of blocky characters who will never guilt trip you for working on Christmas!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of saving lives as a first responder. No more passive aggressive texts or guilt trips here – just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual world.

Plus, on our server, you can build a virtual replica of your husband’s family’s house and drive there in a fraction of the time it would take in real life. Who needs a 90-minute drive when you can teleport instantly?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your holiday stress behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, avoid awkward family gatherings with the click of a mouse. You won’t regret it!

BoomerMinerCraft

10. Life experiences, 11. Work perceptions, 12. Occupational shifts, 13. Industry changes, 14. Career disillusionment, 15. Personal growth, 16. Work life balance, 17. Job fulfillment, 18. Career choices, 19. Professional development, 2. Changing perspectives, 20. Job prestige., 3. Career evolution, 4. Impressionable professions, 5. Job disillusionment, 6. Growing older, 7. Professional expectations, 8. Career reflections, 9. Job satisfaction, Aging perceptions, BoomerMinerCraft

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5407
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Are you tired of your boring day job that has become less impressive as you’ve gotten older? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can leave behind your mundane profession and become a professional block builder! No more sitting in boring meetings or dealing with annoying coworkers, just you and your trusty pickaxe creating epic structures in a virtual world.

Join our server and become the envy of all your friends as you build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, or a castle made entirely of diamond blocks. Who needs a boring old office job when you can spend your days creating masterpieces in Minecraft?

So come on, leave behind the real world and join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of blocks you have in your inventory). Trust us, once you start building, you’ll never look back at your old profession again!

Peeing Champ Server

bathroom breaks, bathroom records, bathroom world record, bathroom world record holder, bathroom world records, bladder control, Champ, lifetime world record, nobody will ever know, pee breaks, Peeing, restroom visits, Server, urinary frequency, urinary habits, urinary health, urinary records, urinary system, urinary world record, urinary world record holder, world record holder

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9795
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Meteorites Collected:	1
Void Gems Collected:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9982	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	122
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	New Chunks Explored:	688137

join our epic minecraft server and be part of the quest to uncover the mystery of the legendary peepee champion! rumour has it that this elusive player has peed over 9000 times in-game, leaving a trail of golden puddles wherever they go. will you be the one to dethrone them and claim the title of peepee king? or will you join forces with the peepee champion and create a pee empire that will go down in minecraft history? the choice is yours, but one thing is for sure: on this server, anything is possible, even becoming a pee legend. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your minecraft life!

TheAbyss

Adventure, command blocks, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7268
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Potions Brewed:	156	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Buildings Constructed:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Welcome to TheAbyss. This is a one of a kind Factions server based off olg gen spigot servers. Please have a good time and respect all staff members. If youd like to apply for staff please contact one of the following owners. OfficialScheck Experience

Play.TheAbyss.pro

MineSy Network

Adventure, building, Challenges, collaboration, Community, dedsafio, floating island, innovation, Minecraft, MineSy Network, OneBlock, Parkour, parkour courses, Precision, Private Experience, private servers, Resources, skill, Skyblock, strategy, Survival, Territory

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4116
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

MineSy Network is a Minecraft server designed to offer a unique and exciting experience for players of all levels. With a wide variety of its own modalities, MineSy Network stands out for its innovation and its commitment to community fun. Among the available modalities, you will find: Survival: Live a classic survival experience with a unique twist. Explore a vibrant world full of challenges, build your home and forge your adventure alongside other players. Parkour: Test your skill and precision with parkour courses specially designed to keep you on the edge. From simple challenges to extreme obstacles, prove you’re the best! Dedsafio: An exclusive MineSy Network modality where ingenuity, strategy and collaboration are key. Get ready to face unique tests that will keep you hooked. Skyblock: Start on a small floating island and build your empire in the sky. Collect resources, expand your territory and master this popular mod with the creative twists of MineSy Network. Private Servers: Are you looking to play with your friends in a personalized environment? MineSy Network offers private servers so you can create your own unique experience and play your way.

With an active community and a team dedicated to constant content development, MineSy Network is the ideal place to enjoy everything Minecraft has to offer, and much more!

play.minesy.net

Oh Yeah Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, Events, Experience, flashback, History, Incident, Land, looking back, Memories, memory lane, Nostalgia, occurrence, oh yeah, past events, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscing, Story, Tale, that happened, Throwback, yeah, yesteryears

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1209
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	21
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mines Excavated:	3840
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Hey, do you like Minecraft? Do you like weird and wacky adventures? Well, boy do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring crazy biomes and battling mythical creatures. Plus, you might just stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds! Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against a giant zombie chicken. It’s a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most mind-bending Minecraft experience of your life!

Face App Minecraft SMP

aging app, app, Artificial Intelligence, beauty enhancement, digital makeover, face, face transformation, faceapp, facial recognition, FILTERS, image editing software, Minecraft, online editing tool, photo editing, photo editing app, photo effects, photo manipulation, photo retouching, selfie, smartphone app, smp, social media, viral app.

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9670
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, FaceApp, we have a special plugin that allows you to customize your character’s face with hilarious filters! Want to give your character a mustache or make them look like a baby? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a chicken army so large that they have taken over an entire village! Join us on FaceApp and help either overthrow the Chicken King or join forces with them to rule over all of Minecraft!

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes! So what are you waiting for? Join FaceApp today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there!

NoFunCraft Minecraft Server

arizona, brother, Commitment, Communication, complaining, Conversation, demoralizing, downhill walking, Fun, gravity, Honesty, honesty in relationships, Minecraft, nature hikes, NoFunCraft, opinion, passenger princess, satisfaction, Server, uphill walking, vacation, walking uphill

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4289
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Potions Brewed:	65	New Chunks Explored:	850040

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where honesty is the best policy! If you’re tired of pretending to have fun on other servers, then this is the place for you. Just like the time I was on a nature hike with my brother in Arizona, I didn’t sugarcoat my feelings about walking uphill. And just like how I told my brother I wasn’t having fun, I’ll tell you straight up if I’m not enjoying myself here.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of fun to be had on our server! We have epic builds, crazy minigames, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and experience the most honest and hilarious Minecraft server around. Who needs fake fun when you can have real laughs?

TireDramaCraft

adhd, anxiety, bills, christmas gifts, Dates.., down payment, driving permit, financial reasons, flat tire, gas, groceries, half cost, Hanukkah gift, living together, lyft, money spoken for, new tire, online dating, Overtime, owed money, Rent, TireDramaCraft

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8746
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9030	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Runes Activated:	5

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join now for a chance to witness the epic battle between a dad (66/m) and his daughter (34/f) as they navigate the treacherous waters of flat tires, online dating, and financial woes. Will the daughter break first and take a Lyft to work, or will the dad triumph in this game of financial chicken? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of paying half the rent, phone bills, cable/internet bills, garbage bills, groceries, gas, and even Hanukkah gifts for your dad, all while trying to save up for a new vehicle. And don’t forget about the $100 the dad owes you for all those dates! It’s like a real-life simulation, but in Minecraft form!

So come join us on this wild ride of family dynamics, financial struggles, and passive-aggressive behavior. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now! 🎮🤪

Age of Blocks

age, age calculation, aging, annual event, birth year, birthdate, Birthday, blocks, Calendar, celebration, countdown, December 31st, milestone, new year’s eve, significant date, special day, Time, time passage, timekeeping, unique fact, Year End

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8505
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Epic Battles Fought:	13

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have a time machine that lets you go back to december 31st so you can know everyone’s age from that year. it’s like a weird superpower but in minecraft form.

we also have a secret underground lair filled with talking cows that give you quests to find the rarest diamonds in the game. but watch out, they have a secret agenda to take over the server with their cow army.

if that’s not enough, we have a giant floating island made entirely of cake that regenerates every time you take a bite. but be careful, the cake is alive and it doesn’t like being eaten.

so come join us for a wild ride of time travel, talking cows, and living cake. you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Friendly, husk, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Server, Shop, Skyblock, Survival, Survivalgames, Vanilla, Without

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1653
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	11

The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

2t.vanilla-box.ru

Festive Craft Realm 1.21

American society, American tradition., Christmas celebration, Christmas message, controversial remark, Craft, cultural debate, Festive, festive greetings, holiday season, holiday spirit, ivanka trump, Merry Christmas, political agenda, political statement, public figure, Realm, religious beliefs, religious freedom, social media post, traditional values, trump, twitter

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6297
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Yo, bro, forget about Trump and Christmas, come join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of chaos and fun!

We got creepers wearing Santa hats blowing up snowmen, and villagers singing Christmas carols while trading with you.

You’ll feel like you’re in a winter wonderland on steroids, with polar bears riding minecarts and polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own gingerbread house and fight off zombie elves trying to steal your presents.

Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Players:	90/600	Votes:	8230
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	189
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Towns Built:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2