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Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9306
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	123
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5256
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	128	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Alien Abductions:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Magic Items Found:	5655	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
New Chunks Explored:	70430	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	666
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8412
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ores Mined:	5013
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9640	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Animals Bred:	114
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Star Shards Collected:	143
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mines Excavated:	2697
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	743
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5433
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	127	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7855
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7758
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9541	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5691
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	128	Dragon Eggs Found:	7708
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4795
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5561
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Alien Abductions:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2438
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Villages Defended:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4181
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3007
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	2441	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Gods Slained:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	155
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	32	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Players:	103/100	Votes:	9936
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Crops Grown:	1665
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mines Excavated:	1998	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Magic Items Found:	8644	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	48