Thirdie Things MC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Eyebrows Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, adorable, Anime, beauty, Chaika, cute, EXCITEMENT, Eyebrows, eyebrows on fleek, eyebrows on point, front page, Internet Sensation, Kawaii, makeup, Manga, Mweeeee, Popular, reaction, Realm, social media, Surprise, trending, viral

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8179
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Join this Minecraft server if you want to experience the chaotic energy of a Chaika-themed world where everything is upside down and pigs fly backwards.

We have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and a rollercoaster made entirely of diamond blocks.

You can even ride a giant chicken into battle against evil villagers who wear top hats and monocles.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a realm where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme.

Come join us and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination, and maybe a few too many creepers exploding in your face.

SisInLawSloshed Minecraft Server

100lbs, bathing, bathroom, Boundaries, breast, butt, cleaning, DAUGHTER, Drunk, drunk cleaning, family, intimate areas, Minecraft, naked, passed out, Poop, puke, Server, SisInLawSloshed, sister-in-law, towels, Vagina, Wife

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9419
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	756067	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	691
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	210

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a naked pooper covered in puke, poop, and pee? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine logging in and finding yourself in a situation where you have to clean up a fellow player who’s passed out in a bathroom covered in bodily fluids. But wait, there’s more! You’ll have to navigate through challenges like convincing your wife and sister-in-law that it’s totally okay to leave a naked woman in a bed of towels instead of giving her a bath.

Join now for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your tolerance for poop-related shenanigans). Don’t miss out on the laughs, the drama, and the absurdity that awaits you on our server!

MomSpyDadAITA

BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict, Divorce, emotional turmoil, family, Guilt, Honesty, invasion of privacy, legal matters, loyalty, Manipulation, MomSpyDadAITA, moral dilemma, parents, personal boundaries, private investigator, regret, relationships, Secrets, Trust

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3892
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Are you tired of family drama and looking for an escape? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama is between you and the creepers!

Our server is a safe haven from private investigators and nosy parents. No need to worry about invasion of privacy here, unless you count Endermen stealing your blocks!

Join us for a fun and exciting adventure where you can build, explore, and make new friends without the drama of divorce proceedings. Plus, our virtual lawyers are much more lenient than real ones.

So come on down to our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs a private investigator when you have a diamond sword? Join now and let the crafting begin!

BarbaricBlast2075 – Minecraft SMP

Advancements in science, BarbaricBlast2075, changing perspectives, cultural evolution, cultural shifts, ethical dilemmas, ethical standards, Evolution of humanity, evolution of society, future generations, future outlook, future society, historical perspective, Human Behavior, Minecraft, Moral values, Progress of time., Progression of civilization, smp, social norms, societal changes, technological advancements, technological innovations

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4965
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the coolest server ever, trust me. We got flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and even talking chickens, man. And get this, if you join now, you get a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. I know, right?

But wait, there’s more! We have epic quests where you have to fight off evil llamas trying to take over the server. And our PvP battles are so intense, it’s like watching two creepers go at it in a TNT explosion contest. You don’t wanna miss out on that action, dude.

Plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether. Everyone is super chill and always down to help you out, whether you need diamonds or just someone to build a giant statue of a potato with.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and be a part of something that future generations will look back on and be like, “Dang, those guys were living in 2075 while we were still stuck in 2025, how barbaric!” Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. Let’s goooooo! 🚀🐉🌈🥔 #MinecraftSMPGoals #LaserBeamDragons #TalkingChickensFTW

PixelConvictFreedom

convicted felon, criminal justice system, criminal record, criminal rehabilitation, discrimination, ex-convicts, forgiveness, justice system, Legal System, PixelConvictFreedom, prejudice, Redemption, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation programs, reintegration, second chances, societal impact, societal judgment, societal perceptions, stigma

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9023
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Magic Items Found:	2602
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	378
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe everyone deserves a second chance, even if they were once a convicted felon! Our server is run by a reformed criminal mastermind who now spends his days building virtual worlds instead of plotting heists. Join us for a chance to prove that even the most notorious criminals can turn over a new leaf in the world of Minecraft. Plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server where the admin has a crazy backstory like that? Join now and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

BlindJuryCraft

American justice, blind justice, BlindJuryCraft, court proceedings, courtroom, criminal justice, criminal trial, defendant, Due Process, fair trial, impartiality, judicial fairness, judicial system, Jury, jury duty, jury selection, Justice For All, justice reform, justice system, legal process, Legal System

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7598
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where you can, like, totally be invisible the whole time! it’s like justice in america, man, where the jury can’t even see the defendant. but, like, in this server, you can be invisible and sneak up on people and prank them without them even knowing! it’s, like, the ultimate trolling experience, dude. join now and be the sneaky ninja you’ve always wanted to be!

Altruistic Love – Minecraft Server

Altruism, altruistic, altruistic behavior, attractiveness, Behavior, Differences, Equally, heterosexual individuals, homosexual individuals, INDIVIDUALS, love, MATES, Men, Minecraft, participants, Potential, potential mates, rated, Server, sexual orientation, Traits, universally attractive, Value, Women

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9712
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Divine Spears Created:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Star Shards Collected:	273	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs, bro. like, if you wanna find a bae who is all about that good karma and helping others, this is the place to be. like, whether you’re into dudes or chicks, everyone here is all about being a good person and spreading love and stuff.

like, women are all about that altruistic vibe, so if you’re a guy looking to impress the ladies, better start being all selfless and stuff. and if you’re a girl looking for a partner who’s gonna treat you right, this server is where it’s at.

so, like, join us and find your soulmate who’s all about that sweet, sweet altruism. we’re all about spreading love and good vibes, so come on in and be part of our crazy, loving community. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Cool Threadless Land 1.20

any groups, Cool, cool S thread, Groups, Land, no cool, No cool s thread, threadless

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1487
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Void Armor Forged:	15	Buildings Constructed:	47
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mines Excavated:	4366	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Yo, bro, forget about those boring servers, come join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got more diamonds than a rapper’s teeth! And our mobs are so lit, they party harder than you on a Saturday night! Plus, our admins are like wizards, granting wishes left and right! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life!

GFDocAppt Minecraft Server

abdomen issues, AITAH, alone, breaking news, Communication, Decision making, dr appointments, EMBARRASSMENT, Emotional support, GFDocAppt, Girlfriend, infertility, medical procedures, Minecraft, relationship boundaries, serious appointment, Server, stress, Support, surgery, Ultrasound, waiting room, wasting time

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9353
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Emeralds Found:	4438	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the most outrageous reasons to join!

Do you want to escape the stress of real life appointments and surgeries? Well, on our server, you can undergo virtual ultrasounds and surgeries without any risk of infertility! Plus, you can choose whether or not to break the news to your girlfriend in a dramatic fashion or keep it to yourself.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through emotional support dilemmas in a blocky world. Who needs a waiting room when you can have your girlfriend waiting for you in the virtual world?

So come on, don’t be an AH, join our server and let the fun begin!

NoCashForH8rsMC

Boundaries, budgeting, criticism, designer items, financial assistance, financial decisions, friendship, judgement, lending money, mutual friends, NoCashForH8rsMC, personal finance, savings, Selfishness, setting boundaries, spending habits, Support, unexpected expenses, unsupportive, Vacations, well paying job

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9464
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Meteorites Collected:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Are you tired of friends who constantly judge your spending habits? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama and build your dream mansion without anyone telling you how to spend your diamonds!

Imagine a world where you can treat yourself to all the enchanted gear and potions you desire, without any Sarahs raining on your parade. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can splurge on all the virtual luxuries your heart desires.

Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into lending them virtual emeralds for rent when you could be investing in your own pixelated paradise. Join our server today and say goodbye to financial critics once and for all!

GenderBendCraft

adult content, erotic role play, FANTASY, gender bending, gender exploration, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender play, gender reversal, gender role reversal, gender swap, gender transformation, GenderBendCraft, NSFW, role reversal, sexual experimentation, sexual exploration, sexual fantasy, taboo

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7441
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5657	Love Letters Sent:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride where you can explore a world filled with giant chickens, flying pigs, and talking trees.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also transform into the opposite sex and experience all the NSFW shenanigans that come with it. Want to see what it’s like to mine diamonds in a sparkly pink tutu? Or battle creepers while rocking a fabulous wig? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server – one thing’s for sure, you won’t be bored!

CraftyMariaKidnapCraft

activism, Allies, authoritarianism, CraftyMariaKidnapCraft, Crisis, Democracy, Dictatorship, freedom, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, Kidnapped, kidnapping allegations, Latin America, Maria Corina Machado, opposition leader, Politics, protest, repression, Venezuela

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1339
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

so, liek, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat even venezuelan opposition leader maria corina machado got ‘kidnapped’ on it! yea, u heard me right, she was just buildin her lil house and BAM, she got snatched up by sum crazy griefer. but don’t worry, we got her back and now she’s our top player, fightin off zombies and creepers like a boss. so if u wanna join in on da action and maybe get ‘kidnapped’ yourself (jk, we don’t do dat here), den come on over to our server and let’s have sum fun!

Blocky Endo Quest – Level Up!

blocky, endo, LEVEL, Quest

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5163
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	1208
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	320

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like the world’s first blood test for endometriosis but in minecraft form! like, u gotta mine for rare ores and stuff to unlock the secret to curing endometriosis in the game! it’s like a quest but with virtual pickaxes and creepers! plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword to slay all the endometriosis monsters in the game! so come on, join us and let’s cure endometriosis one block at a time!

Eien Craftrealm 1.20.2

1.20.2, action games, Admyra Wyvernhart, Amora Lumina, Animal Crossing, asmr, BlaiseBug, COSPLAY, Craftrealm, Cunnieho, drawing, eien, EIEN Archives., EIEN Project, EIEX girls., Ekkomori, FerumiKaipa, Halo, horror games, indie games, Kilia Kurayami, League, marvel rivals, Mira Monsoon, Music, Nanimo Navi, Nemo Nevermore, phish, PrawnStarItsi, retro games, Skye Senfort, Speedrunning, Zumi Dokumi

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5113
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! We got a bunch of crazy girls who are into horror games, speedrunning, drawing, and, like, mecha stuff. It’s like a party in the digital world, man. Plus, there’s this cute birbshit crazy girl who’s all about healing and naan. And don’t even get me started on the ironic weeb who’s into Nier and cosplay. It’s like a virtual circus of madness and fun! Join now before reality collapses, bro!

MommaMinecraftGone

aita, Boundaries, boyfriend’s mom, clothes, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, Disrespect, family dynamics, Guilt, gym clothes, India, kicking out, lulu lemon, MommaMinecraftGone, moving out, personal space, relationship issues, rummaging, US

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	499
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of chai! Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns, just like the plot of a Bollywood movie.

Looking for a server where you can navigate through family drama and cultural clashes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to experience the thrill of dealing with a mother-in-law who has a vendetta against your gym clothes.

Embark on a quest to reclaim your wardrobe from the clutches of a fashion police mother-in-law who thinks lulu lemon is too scandalous for her family. Will you stand your ground and fight for your right to wear athleisure, or will you succumb to the pressure and dress like a proper Indian daughter-in-law?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the adrenaline rush of getting kicked out of your own home and facing the ultimatum of breaking up with your boyfriend. Will you choose love or your favorite pair of leggings? The choice is yours on our server!

Join now for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, cultural clashes, and fashion showdowns. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the most entertaining server in the block!

Players:	103/400	Votes:	9587
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Mines Excavated:	2391
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9054	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2