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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 6614 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5016 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
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plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. we argue over who gets the last piece of virtual cake and have epic dance parties in the pixelated moonlight. it’s like a reality show, but with more creepers.
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