Thin Poly Condoms Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5988
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Void Armor Forged:	25
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, this server is like the ultra-thin polyurethane condom of minecraft servers. it’s non-inferior to all those other lame servers out there. why settle for a regular latex condom when you can have the ultra-thin polyurethane one, right?

join our server and experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while battling a horde of zombie llamas. it’s like a wild party in your pants, but in minecraft form.

plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. we argue over who gets the last piece of virtual cake and have epic dance parties in the pixelated moonlight. it’s like a reality show, but with more creepers.

so come on, join our server and experience the non-inferiority of ultra-thin polyurethane condom minecraft goodness. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

MC Ages

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	705
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3

play.mc-ages.com

SourPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3988
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

play.sourpvp.net

BlocksMC

PvP, Skywars

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5707
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20

BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

blocksmc.com

HyshSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2145
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Star Shards Collected:	70
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Divine Spears Created:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	3

HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

hyshsmp.net:50005

ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1862
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Farms Harvested:	634
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

mc.comugamers.com

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1228
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	55	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magic Items Found:	5285
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Towns Built:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27

mc.piratemc.com

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6015
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	32	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Votes:	4094
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7783
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Towns Built:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1492
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Star Shards Collected:	154
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3345
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8638
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	22	Gods Slained:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	336	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5466
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Potions Brewed:	118	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3992
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Villages Defended:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8746
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	481	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

play.oc.tc

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7582
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

play.lunarsurvival.xyz