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| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 2831 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 10 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 60 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8082 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 14 |
so, like, this server is like the ultra-thin polyurethane condom of minecraft servers. it’s non-inferior to all those other lame servers out there. why settle for a regular latex condom when you can have the ultra-thin polyurethane one, right?
join our server and experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while battling a horde of zombie llamas. it’s like a wild party in your pants, but in minecraft form.
plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. we argue over who gets the last piece of virtual cake and have epic dance parties in the pixelated moonlight. it’s like a reality show, but with more creepers.
so come on, join our server and experience the non-inferiority of ultra-thin polyurethane condom minecraft goodness. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.
