Thin Poly Condoms Server | Minecraft Recent Servers 2024

Vitamin Boosted Salad

Yo, u gotta join dis crazy Minecraft server, cuz we got dat “Golden Lettuce” dat be genetically engineered to pack 30 times more vitamins! Like, we talkin’ beta-carotene levels through da roof, makin’ yo body all healthy and shiz. Plus, it be protectin’ yo heart and fightin’ off dem cancers like a boss.

Imagine rollin’ up to da server with dat glowin’ skin from all dem vitamins, flexin’ on dem other players like “I got dat Golden Lettuce swag, what you got?” Ain’t nobody gonna mess with you when you got dat immune function on point and dem cell growth poppin’.

So come on, join da madness and get yo daily dose of “Golden Lettuce” on dis wild Minecraft server. Who needs diamonds when you got dem vitamins, amirite?

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Magic Items Found:	5563	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Survival + Gm 1 + /free + Donate server Minecraft

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SURVIVAL!

Weddings, king of the mountain, PvP + PvP arena, /free (Free donation + free cases), /donate (DISCOUNTS 96%)

Anti-cheat, Rules (/rules), more than 900 donators, good online, good stuff, effects, menu, store,

telegram channel, VK group, antibot, good community – and much more on our server!

Come to us, version 1.9 – 1.21 (any. between 1.9 and 1.21)! IP for connection: TrueMC.ru

-Attention, if it does not connect to the server, try version 1.12.2 or-

log in with IP TrueMC.ru:25565 (indicating the port)

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Crops Grown:	9316
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	244	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Wonderful Precure Minecraft Server

action-packed, Adventure, Anime, colorful animation, cute, Empowering, FANTASY, friendship, Heartwarming, inspiring, lillian, magical creatures, Magical Girls, Magical powers, Minecraft, Nyammy, positive vibes, Precure, relatable episode, Server, Smile Voice, teamwork, transformation sequence, Wonderful, Wonderful Precure

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Nyammy and Lillian. Legend has it that they have the power to use their Smile Voice to make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into fluffy kittens. Imagine the possibilities! Join our server and witness the magic for yourself. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have Nyammy and Lillian making your wildest dreams come true? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	242
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Minecraft SMP – /pcbg/ – PC Building General

AIO, BUILD ADVICE, building, CASE, Case fans, cooler, CPU, Double towers, Gaming, general, GPU, Minecraft, monitor, Motherboard, os, pc building, pcbg, psu, RAM, smp, SSD, Upgrade, web browsing, workstation

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as lit as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the most epic builds and upgrades advice that will make your Minecraft world look like it’s straight out of a modpack!

Need help with your CPU? We got you covered with recommendations that will make your gameplay smoother than a baby piglet sliding down a hill. And don’t even get us started on coolers – we have options that will keep your PC icy cold, just like the snow biome.

But wait, there’s more! Our motherboard suggestions will make your head spin faster than an Enderman on a caffeine rush. And when it comes to RAM, SSD, GPU, and PSU, we have the craziest recommendations that will make your Minecraft experience out of this world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to activate Windows before you log in, or else the creepers might come for you… 😉🔥🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1052
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

GFDefenseCraft

aita, Asshole, bar, Bar etiquette, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cringey, drink, Drunk, gf, GFDefenseCraft, guy, Jealousy, Pool, Social Interaction, step outside, Talking, UNCOMFORTABLE

Are you tired of dealing with cringey assholes in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama and just focus on building epic creations! No more awkward encounters at the bar, just pure gaming fun!

Join now and build your own virtual pool where you can play with your gf without any interruptions from random guys. And if anyone tries to get in the way, challenge them to a virtual duel outside the bar – Minecraft style! Show them who’s boss in the pixelated world!

Don’t let real-life drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any cringey assholes getting in your way. It’s time to escape to a world where you can be the ultimate builder without any interruptions. See you in the game!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	57	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

LifeChangedByMinecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and make decisions that will change your virtual life in BIG ways! One player joined our server and accidentally punched a pig, which led to a chain reaction of events that eventually made them the ruler of the entire server! Who knew a simple pig punch could lead to such power and glory? Don’t miss out on the chance to have your own crazy adventure and see where it takes you!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Dimension Hops:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

TipsyCraft

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the only place where you can mine diamonds, fight zombies, and build epic structures all while under the influence of virtual alcohol. Trust us, everything is way more fun when you’re drunk in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by completing a series of ridiculous challenges. From riding pigs off cliffs to building a giant statue of a chicken, the possibilities are endless (and totally absurd).

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our legendary party cave, where the music never stops and the virtual drinks never run out. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the drunken adventures begin!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftyBlockWars

arms sales, Conflict, Continues, controversy, CraftyBlockWars, criticism, defense industry, Delays, diplomatic tensions, germany, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military equipment, political decisions, qatar, Report, Sales, SELLING, Sparking, weapons

so, liek, this server is lit af, u gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do backflips. we got a secret underground base where u can find diamonds for days, but watch out for the lava traps set by the evil sheep gang. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to anyone who can defeat the ender dragon with a wooden sword. plus, we have a dance party every friday night in the nether realm, where the creepers bust out their best moves. join now before the evil villagers take over and turn everyone into zombie pigmen. u won’t regret it, bro.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Guillain-Barre Syndrome Land

adverse reaction, GBS risk, Guillain-Barré syndrome, Guillain-Barre syndrome risk, GuillainBarre, Land, medical complications, neurological complications, neurological disorder, rare occurrence, rare side effect, rare vaccine adverse event, rare vaccine side effect, RSV vaccine, Syndrome, Vaccine Adverse Events, vaccine adverse reactions, vaccine complications, vaccine complications risk, vaccine risk, vaccine safety, vaccine side effects, vaccine-related illness

So, like, on this server, there’s a 1 in 1,000 chance that if you take the RSV vaccine, you might get Guillain-Barre syndrome! But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun, right? Who needs feeling in their legs anyway? Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you fight off mobs while trying not to collapse from paralysis! It’s like a rollercoaster ride, but in Minecraft form! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot – if you can find it, that is. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you’re lucky enough to get that rare syndrome!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	226
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Epic Water Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old land-based Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our server where WATER IS SO FREAKING EPIC! Dive into our oceans and discover hidden treasures, battle sea monsters, and maybe even find the lost city of Atlantis (if you’re lucky)! Don’t worry about drowning, our server has special magical water that lets you breathe underwater like a fish! So come join us and make a splash on the most epic water-based Minecraft server ever!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	1044
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Love Letters Sent:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Whores in Minecraft SMP

Confidence, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, feminism, Gender Roles, judgment, Minecraft, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-image, self-perception, sex work, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, stigmatization, Whores, Women

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your pants off! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco where all the mobs go to party after a long day of being killed by players. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick dance moves!

2. We have a pet llama named Larry who is rumored to be able to speak in ancient llama languages. He’s the life of the party and always has the best gossip to share.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown and rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it he can lay golden eggs that grant wishes.

4. We have a floating island made entirely of cheese where players can go to relax and eat their fill of delicious dairy goodness. Just watch out for the cheese dragons that guard the island!

So come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the answer to life’s most pressing question: How can women be whores and not be disgusted by themselves? (Hint: it involves a lot of diamond armor and enchanted pickaxes)

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftyDecisions SMP

best decision, CraftyDecisions, Decision making, empowerment, fulfillment, Happiness, impactful decisions, life choices, life lessons, life-changing choices, personal development, personal growth, positive changes, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-fulfillment, smp, success, transformation, wise choices

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time making important life decisions when you could be joining a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers like they’re going on a wild rollercoaster ride? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you see our epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with diamond swords and players riding on chickens armed with…well, nothing really, but it’s still hilarious to watch. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if Minecraft skills can translate into real-life survival skills. So basically, joining our SMP could save your life one day. No big deal.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ores Mined:	8483

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MineCraftQA: Ask Me Anything!

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Do you want to know where you can find a Minecraft server that is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky dreams!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs, or if you want to ride on a rainbow-colored llama through a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the zombies are the ultimate party crashers.

So, if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to inject some craziness into your blocky adventures, come join us and let the madness begin!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Void Gems Collected:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Farms Harvested:	363
Falling into the Void:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

LonelyCraft: Make Friends, Not Blocks

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come join our epic minecraft server where you will never be alone again!! forget about spending less time with friends, on our server you will be surrounded by FRIENDSHIP 24/7!! we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that give out free diamonds!!

our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to hang out with us!! we have epic parties every night with DJ creeper dropping sick beats!! you will never feel lonely again, we promise!!

so what are you waiting for?? join us now and experience the ultimate FRIENDSHIP PARADOX in minecraft history!! you won’t regret it, trust us!!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Glimmer Groove: Where mods mingle, survival is supreme, and the whitelist is strict!

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Minecraft Server: Glimmer Grove

Description	ADULTS ONLY Minecraft server for modded Java with a welcoming community
Communication	Discord for communication, voice chat required at least once
Community	Whitelisted community with zero tolerance for hate or drama
Population	13 current players with varying time zones

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	Yes, it is modded Java server
Is voice chat required all the time?	No, voice chat is required at least once but not all the time
How can I join the server?	You need to apply for whitelist and join the Discord server for communication
What are the rules for the server?	Zero tolerance for hate or major drama, be respectful and follow community guidelines

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0