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The Crafty Table

Blazeandcave’s Advancements, Chat feelings, Community, Crafty, Creative World, Democracy, Discord, Dynmap, GSit, Hard reset, Lands, minecraft server, Multiverse, MVP vote, Planet MC, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Survival, Table, unclaimed land, Worldguard

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9454
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

About TCT
IP: thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

Our plugins:

Lands
Shop
Worldguard
Multiverse
Chat feelings
Gsit
Dynmap
BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server currently on?	We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1.
When are your community meetings held?	Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT.
How can I suggest changes for the server?	You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community.

Mystic Mines 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Ais Wallenstein, Anime, bell cranel, comedy, danmachi, Dungeon, FAMÍLIA, FANTASY, Gods, Hestia, Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon, Labyrinth City, light novel, Mines, mystic, romance, RPG, We’re back bros

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7201
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	New Chunks Explored:	540312
Dragon Scales Harvested:	453	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.

Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!

DadDrama Minecraft Server

#venting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dad, dad’s fiancée, DadDrama, emotional boundaries, family, family drama, feeling unheard, Gratitude, hurt feelings, hurtful comments, Minecraft, movie night, parenting, phone addiction, relationships, Respect, Self-expression, Server, stepfamily dynamics, teenage emotions

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9169
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	523

Are you tired of drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building and exploring!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!

So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?

BoyfriendFactCheckCraft

affordable connectivity program, aita, Argument, Boyfriend, BoyfriendFactCheckCraft, cancelation, Communication, communication breakdown, fact-checking, Frustration, funding, Gaslighting, Government, internet, Listening, misunderstanding, phone call, relationship, Technology, wikipedia

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2952
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the ACP (Affordable Connectivity Program) is still alive and kicking! Join us for a wild ride as we defy the laws of the internet and bring back a program that was cancelled by the government.

Immerse yourself in a world where logic and reason are thrown out the window, just like how my BF refuses to believe that the ACP is no longer a thing. Will you be the one to finally convince him that the program is gone, or will you join him in his quest to sign up for something that doesn’t exist?

With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, our Minecraft server will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of the ACP (or lack thereof) on our server!

GoogledToDeath – Minecraft SMP

GoogledToDeath, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3188
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Hunger Games but with creepers and diamond armor! The other day, I was just mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of killer bunnies attacked me, it was insane! But don’t worry, I respawned with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs, so now I’m basically unstoppable.

And get this, the server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep, it’s lit AF. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.

Oh, and did I mention that the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I wished for a pet unicorn and now I ride around on rainbows spreading glitter everywhere.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your last Google search could be the key to your ultimate demise (unless it’s how to survive a zombie apocalypse, then you’re golden). See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

LowPayCraft

career, compensation, economic disparity, employment, Exploitation, income inequality, job comparison, job compensation, job evaluation, job fairness, job market, job satisfaction, job worth, Labor, low paying jobs, LowPayCraft, minimum wage, salary, underpaid, unfair pay, wages

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4528
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Mines Excavated:	1970	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Meteorites Collected:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46

Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to get paid in measly emeralds? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of being a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, you’ll be paid in diamonds for every chicken you successfully wrangle into your pen. Who knew that herding chickens could be so lucrative? Don’t miss out on this egg-citing opportunity to become a wealthy poultry farmer on our server!

EcoCraft 2024 Minecraft Server

2024.., 3.2, EcoCraft, economic analysis, economic forecast, economic indicators, economic outlook, economic performance, economic trends, Economy, euro zone, european union, fiscal policy, gdp, growth, inflation, Minecraft, monetary policy, outperforms, Recovery, Server, spain, unemployment rate

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5271
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Dragon Scales Harvested:	208
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the economy is BOOMIN like spain in 2024!!!! we got 3.2% growth every day cuz our players are just that epic. you’ll be rollin in virtual dough in no time, just like spain. build your own virtual empire and watch it grow faster than you can say “minecraft is life”. plus, we got virtual tapas and sangria for all our players cuz we know how to party like the spanish. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and watch your virtual wallet EXPLODE with riches. VIVA LA MINECRAFT ECONOMY!

CraftyAidShutdown

aid organizations, Assistance, CraftyAidShutdown, crisis response, developing countries, FOREIGN AID, funding, global health, global impact, government policies, health initiatives, Health programs, Healthcare, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, pandemic, pauses, public health, shutter, trump, world

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5716
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Animals Bred:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124

lol come join our minecraft server where we got health programs shuttering left and right like a bad horror movie. trump be pausing foreign aid like it’s going out of style, so we gotta band together in the virtual world to survive.

we got crazy challenges like building hospitals out of diamond blocks and fighting off zombie villagers with golden apples. you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about the real world problems.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the foreign aid supplies. join us and become a master looter, pillaging and plundering to your heart’s content.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let’s make minecraft great again!

MelonSurvival

Active Admins, active owners, Arena, back, Bedrock Port, Claims, Discord, Hacks, hard mode, Head Drops, Keep Inventory, MelonSurvival, pay to win, Phantoms, Rtp, server ip, smp, Survival, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1848
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Towns Built:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Server Name	The Pale Garden
Server Version	1.21.4 (semi vanilla SMP)
Game Mode	Hard gamemode – survival
Features

Overview:

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	melonsurvival.minecraft.best
Is there a Discord?	discord.gg/fuREy9DUFE
What is the Bedrock Port?	19132

StreamCraft OTK & Co. 1.20.6

1.20.6, Company, Company Gossip, dead edition, Drama, Drama Edition, drama gossip, Edition, gossip, Love is Dead Edition, new love, New Love is Dead, OTK, OTK company, OTK Drama, StreamCraft, Streamer, streamer gossip, twitch, twitch drama, Twitch gossip, twitch streamer

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7049
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Hey you! Yeah, you with the diamond pickaxe! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where love is still alive and kicking? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our server for the ‘new love is dead’ edition where we embrace the chaos and destruction of relationships in the Minecraft world.

Build your base, make friends, and then watch as they betray you in the most dramatic ways possible.

From secret affairs to backstabbing alliances, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and questioning who you can really trust.

So why wait? Join now and experience the thrill of heartbreak and betrayal in a whole new way!

SisterSass Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, Accommodation, adhd, affordability, Amsterdam, Cancelling, Communication, family dynamics, final straw, hen do, hot tub, maid of honour, mental health, Minecraft, narcissistic mother, Planning, Quality over quantity, reconciliation, relationship boundaries, Server, sister, SisterSass, Wedding

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6207
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	195	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Votes:	6690	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama is always brewing! Just like the complicated relationship between OP and her sister, you never know what twists and turns will happen next in our virtual world.

Join us for a wild adventure as we navigate through ADHD and mental health struggles, just like the characters in this story. Who knows, you might even bond with someone over a shared love for building pixelated structures!

Looking for a hen do that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to plan an outrageous event that will have everyone talking. From last-minute changes to unexpected guests dropping out, you’ll never have a dull moment here.

And if you’re feeling like you need to escape the drama, why not relax in a virtual hot tub with your friends? For just £140pp, you can enjoy a peaceful getaway without any blocked WhatsApp messages or ignored calls.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional family feud). Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as this one!

Birthday Bash Funeral Flash

ABUSIVE, Bash, Birthday, Birthday Party, cemeteries, Childhood, city, Crush, dead people, FLASH, Flower Shop, Flowers, Friend, Frustration, Funeral, Goodbye, Jealousy, Marriage, mood, reception, service, Support, toxic relationship

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5078
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2988	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Votes:	7579
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Alien Abductions:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, unexpected twists, and emotional rollercoasters!

Just like the unexpected reunion with a childhood friend, our server will bring back memories you thought you had buried long ago. Get ready to navigate through complex relationships, just like our player who had to choose between attending a funeral or preparing for their son’s birthday. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of making tough decisions and facing the consequences, just like our player who had to deal with a jealous spouse and a flower shop boycott. Will you prioritize your family or follow your heart? The choice is yours on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs reality TV when you have our server full of unexpected twists and turns? Don’t miss out on the drama, join now!

PrivilegedPickaxe – Minecraft SMP

hidden advantages, hidden privilege, Minecraft, overlooked benefits, overlooked opportunities, Privilege, PrivilegedPickaxe, smp, societal advantages, societal benefits, societal privilege, unacknowledged advantages, unacknowledged benefits, unacknowledged blessings, unacknowledged opportunities, unacknowledged privilege, unaware privilege, underappreciated advantages, underappreciated benefits, underappreciated privilege, unperceived advantages, unperceived privilege, unrecognized privilege

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6437
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Crops Grown:	7109
Votes:	4027	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, the best thing since sliced bread. Like, you gotta join this server because we have the rarest diamonds you’ve ever seen, like seriously, they sparkle like Edward from Twilight. And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet dragon named Steve who breathes fire and can teleport you to different dimensions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. It’s like Area 51 but in Minecraft, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things get pretty wild around here.

LipFillerCraft

Aesthetics, beauty culture, beauty enhancement, beauty industry, beauty standards, beauty trend, celebrity influence, common, cosmetic enhancement, cosmetic procedures, facial enhancements, injectable fillers, lip augmentation, lip fillers, lip injections, LipFillerCraft, plastic surgery, Popular, self-confidence, social media influence, Trendsetter

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1900
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7621
Dragon Eggs Found:	8558	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91

Are you tired of your Minecraft character’s lips looking flat and boring? Well, look no further because our server offers the latest in lip filler technology for your blocky avatar! Join us and watch as your character’s lips plump up to Kardashian levels, attracting all the creepers and zombies in the game. Who needs armor when you’ve got luscious lips to distract your enemies? Join now and pucker up for a whole new Minecraft experience!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, Carney, CraftyCanuck, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, international trade, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, stand up to bully, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade tariffs, trump, united states

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9455
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

so liek, this server is da bomb diggity, just liek Canada standing up to Trump’s trade tariffs yo. we got da craziest builds and da most epic minigames, u won’t even believe it. come join us and be part of our epic quest to take down da bullies and conquer da Minecraft world. plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz we’re just that awesome. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s show dem bullies who’s boss!

Players:	97/600	Votes:	2632
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3